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This elicits that same unfathomably deep feeling of hurt you get while watching one of those sad dog videos but, like, even worse

Empty.

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Song is Spit by Show Me The Body

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Tssssss sorry bestie. We all went through it if it helps.

How dare none of you told me Starscream became a full fledged father in season 2–

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(@suja-janee’s Soundwave & Shockwave designs in the first piece!) An ES Soundwave human design 🙂‍↕️ I haven’t seen one yet so I just decided to make one myself. His thing is a helmet btw so think like. A power ranger or something. And he has bionic/robo arms for his palm sound blaster stuff 🤔 girl essentially got a crop top jacket in the field 🙄 but I can’t blame a him for wanting to slay

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sometimes i just want to see his happiness.

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Sonata Part Two! I’ve finished drafting the second part of Sonata, and will be linking pages here as it updates! I’m so excited to share more of my story with you.💕

Part One

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uhhhh I dont have a chart but like if it helps I have one image of starscream holding alex. By assuming starscreams can wrap a hand around a humans weaist ya can like try to extrapolate idk

here, for you(hands you an unhelpful image)

Man, anyone who KNOWS the height differences in Earthspark or has a height chart or knows where one is TELL ME please, I fight for my life every time I have to remember the height differences of these stupid bots when I have to describe it when I write

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Starscream, fetch!

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I cannot describe the feelings this fic gives me. The best comparison i have is like a happy dog that just saw its favourite person walk in.

Do you want an ES S2 Rewrite that does Starscream JUSTICE??? That follows through on earlier themes about factions, healing, and the importance of the Terrans as neutral parties that represent the future/ the next gen of Cybertronians???

Did you get a little sad n defensive at the way the narrative treated the Chaos Terrans as if they were fundamentally different from the Terrans --- and would be interested in a re-definition of their LORE?

Enter: Radius of Action, my next obscenely long fanfic and character exploration featuring the Decepticons being a little silly and funny while also having their motives explored down to every last IOTA. We're going to rework and reimagine the beginning of season 2 before slapping a massive CANON divergence on that bad boy... even down to a new antagonist / final conflict???

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA the designs, the colours, the everything! Love it! Food for the soul!!!!!!!!

Also nightshade just looks so nightshade- like thats nightshade in human form, wdym its not cannon.

Yay my favorite kids.

(I have no idea if there are people who wears ankle foot orthosis on one leg and hyperextension knee brace on the other. They probably don't look very accurate either. I should do more research.)

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if earthspark s3 doesnt do that or somehow justify starscream actions another way i will start scratching at the walls

Starscream aint deserve thissss at least not the one we got in s1

earthspark season two establishes that starscream’s entire plan was to wake terratronus, but how does he even know that she’s there? he’s been in jail the whole time he’s been in witwicky, and somehow knows about terratronus, and yet the autobots (have been in witwicky for the exact amount of time, not in jail, plentiful resources) somehow don’t? did the writers just not think about if the villain’s primary goal and therefore the main plot of the season made sense?

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this little plothole would segway beautifully into starscream post s1 being a clone of sorts. Actually-we see ''impostors'' in s3 so maybe it was one of them going rogue? Imagine starscream just chilling on some random island or something and then coming back to a fucking dome over a city and the terrans screaming about how he's out of jail.

earthspark season two establishes that starscream’s entire plan was to wake terratronus, but how does he even know that she’s there? he’s been in jail the whole time he’s been in witwicky, and somehow knows about terratronus, and yet the autobots (have been in witwicky for the exact amount of time, not in jail, plentiful resources) somehow don’t? did the writers just not think about if the villain’s primary goal and therefore the main plot of the season made sense?

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The best realisation I’ve had this week. Don’t tell Starscream.

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yes....YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

HAND OVER THE KIBBLE BUDDY, SHARE THE FOOD!!!!!!!!!!

Earthspark but it's following a 20,,, something,,, with every issue under the sun who gets adopted by a million and then some yr old war veteran who needed a therapy dog and got a mama's boy son instead

there are more shenanigans and i want to share them with y'all, follow me on squidgeworld-

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oh boy, OH BOY DOES THIS HIT DIFFERENT NOW(somehow its so funny yet so sadin its comedy)

I wanted to do this meme since I saw the S2 of Earthspark, but I had the inspiration after complaining about It with @sketchy-mf . so:

(ok time to going back to Ao3 reading Fanfiction pretending they're canon in my mind 🙂)

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i genuinely believe earthspark starscreams mental health would be greatly improved if he was put in the vacinity of at least one cat. Putting aside that bro is lowkey cat coded, i feel like if he ever got his hands on one of these little stupid organics he'd bond with it so easily and i honestly think cats would love him. He has cat dad vibes and he would most definitely call them bastard, fool, idiot etc in the most loving way

I hope he gets cat therapy in jail now that s3 has concluded.

Anyways, have some cat-dad starscream to heal your soul:

(i drew the kitty too small heres a close up)

(btw yes that little kitty cat on the second picture IS starscream as a cat- thousand yard stare and all)