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Me writing

Me: "Character nodded..." *writes the rest of the paragraph*

Next paragraph: "Same character nodded"

Me: SHIT I ALREADY WROTE THAT

Me: "Character nodded again"

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I wish this necklace was the real deal.

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Phoenix, it’s me. Believe in yourself.

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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

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Okami my beloved

Art from my blusky account

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i bet you'd like that, wouldn't you

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doomed

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Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

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Its very funny to me

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i love the 😌 and 😔 emojis so much because they convey such specific emotions, but also those emotions are absolutely not "relieved" and "pensive"

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"the 5th celebrity you have saved on your phone -" you and i live in vastly different worlds

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Wine is exactly like omegaverse fanfiction