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Has anyone done this yet? Someone has to have done this already, right?

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you guys better be grateful you don't live in the timeline where i make 50 vent adjacent posts everytime i experience a modicum of Bad Feelings and instead make one (1) post that's been distilled with an acceptable amount of Tumblr Quirkiness and this is why therapy does not work on me i am unknowable I am a wolf riding on a motorcycle into the sunset in the desert Image

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Bob love u so much, protect him 😭❤️

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half of an asterisk

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neglected guinea pig + scary cat

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twitter is fucking incredible

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CHIYOENA IS INSANEEEE WTF

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the reason "robot racism" is often a really stupid metaphor is the same reason that like. discrimination against demons or vampires or whatever doesn't work, is because there's often a pretty justified reasons humans are scared of vampires or robots or whatever, in a way that doesn't apply to real life minorities, like a fantasy author will be like "the reason vampires are discriminated against is because most of them and kill and eat people for fun and pleasure, and so humans respond by trying to kill them, isn't that so sad" and like no that's a perfectly fine reason to not trust vampires i think.

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“Yelena, I threw up”

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I’m going to hate myself in the morning but lowkey I do that anyways

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me saying bye to my trans masc friends as they depart for jupiter to get more stupider

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when ur talking to a new online friend and they say "bloody" for the first time

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