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based on a linguistic misunderstanding between me and my wife while in a loud building

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It's crazy how giant squids and sperm whales just have like giant kaiju battles down in the deepest depths everyday and it's real

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I wish jonathan harker a very pleasant and normal business trip

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you can only reblog this today. if you even care

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That giant robot pilot mortal enemies eroticism-of-the-machine trope, except it's about a workplace rivalry between the only two certified forklift operators at the local warehouse.

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why must a fic be "finished" is it not enough for it to be lovingly daydreamed over a period of 6 months.

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I am miserable. My ocs will suffer for this

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The stellar and incredible ability of any official or authority has to waste and disrespect my time is truly incredible

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Never wanted a cigarette before. But. I think I need one right now.

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my little brother tried to show me a "cool trick" where he entered my name and hometown into chatgpt and tried to get it to pull up my personal info like it did on all of his friends, then was absolutely shocked when it couldn't find anything on me

so. keep practicing basic internet safety, guys. it still works. don't put your personal info on social media, keep all your accounts on private, turn off ai scraping on every site that you can, enable all privacy features on social media apps. our info still can be protected, we have to keep fighting for control

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armored core for answer's earth would be the funniest world for aliens to invade. they show up and, in order, go

why does this non-space faring civilization have a super advanced orbital defense satellite network?

why is it pointing inwards?

why are there giant flying carriers with millions of people in each of them?

oh, it's because the planet is irradiated to hell and back. why is the planet irradiated to hell and back?

oh, it's because of those giant robots giving off super radiation. why are there giant robots giving off super radiation?

WHY ARE THEY DASH DANCING AT MACH 3?

WHY ARE THERE PEOPLE INSIDE OF THE GIANT ROBOTS GIVING OFF SUPER RADIATION DASH DANCING AT MACH 3!?

THEY'RE CONTROLLING THEM!?

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time loop where you dont notice after the first 10, 100, 1000 loops, that you are still aging. The people around you note you look tired, you look older, do you have laugh lines, when did those happen? The panic of knowing you only have so long to undo what's been done before your lifespan is spent in a day. The worry and increasing distress from your friends and family as your mother notices a gray hair on what should be her young adult child, the decay of teeth unbrushed because what's the point, nothing changes but you anyways. How did your hair get so long overnight, this shirt just fit you yesterday, what do you mean you can't stand your favorite cereal anymore? What happened to you?

good lord.

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I need to post some of the slides I like from my 87 slide ac6 PowerPoint, huh

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Beware the Pipeline

Whether it is a teacher or a handler you want to be praised and told “Good Job”.