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you don't like bajo? 🪕? plunk plunk?

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Idk I just saw a cutie the other day, and then today they read my blog. Yeah its you, reading this. Youre a cutie and youve been caught 📷

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Blasphemy! A pear? With prickles? Who would dare est such a thing!

Imagine if all fruits had a defense meckanism like cacti

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Why would thou dare to use common tongue when thyn can simple utilize a mastery of a more renowned methodbof speech

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I dont think id keep eating the prickly apples...

Imagine if all fruits had a defense meckanism like cacti

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Thats very good im so proud of you being all productive and taking care of yourself <3

Wow you went and did a silly im so proud

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Wow you went and did a silly im so proud

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I cant be that scary youre just easily scared

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Thrusters?

Cats have legs

and they move

Tables have legs

and they don’t move

so it’s not the legs that cause motion but something else entirely

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What is a feather but aerodynamic fur

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We interrupt your usual broadcast to introduce SALMON! THE FISH!

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Imagine if all fruits had a defense meckanism like cacti

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Imagine being so quaint as to be a girl

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Its morning so we better find out what to do cause sitting here doing nothing is no fun

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I believe in the aether. It has given many gifts, some that it stole first, others that it didn't, and I like the aether

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Oh no I haven't tumblrd in a while...

QUICK USE THE EMERGENCY JOKE

KNOCK KNOCK

WHOS THERE

POTATO

POTATO WHO

HOT POTATO

HAHA ITS FUNNY NOW LAUGH PLEASE

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I broke my phone today, but now I have a very pretty paperweight yayyyyyy