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nobody has pet me at all today.. i'm not complaining or anything, i just wanted to point it out.. information for your records and all that .
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dming people is so scary it feels like im walking directly into their bedroom and putting some bullshit on their bed
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asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room
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touhou taught us that when things are difficult, rather than giving up, you should instead pull out a bomb
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The video camera is plugged into the VCR, allowing it to record itself being poked and prodded.
GIF’d version of Vide-Uhhh! (2005)
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Hating classic zun art is a sign of deep evil in the soul tbh
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GORGEOUS older woman fucking loops you to the corner (I would let her do it to me tbh)
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IM FUCKING DEVESTATED THAT UNTIL NOW I DIDNT EVEN ONCE THINK TO NAME MYSELF AFTER MY FAVOURITE FISH TwT
I AM A DISGRACE TO ALL AUTISTIC TRANSWOMEN EVER I AM SO SORRY
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