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Callie: Team Chaos “I might be a pop star, but even I want to pop off every now and then!” She can be a handful for Marie with her carefree and adventurous attitude, but it’s that same free spirit that qualifies her to be a resident of the world of Chaos.

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Marie: Team Order “Someone around here has to keep it together…” Even though Callie’s free spirit has been a good influence on her, Marie still like things to be nice and neat. Even a bit of idle chit-chat needs a solid one-liner to stitch things up, which is why she’s a solid candidate for the world of Order.

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Sheldon: Team Neutral “Go on! Give it a shot!” So long as the Turf War battles rage on, so too will Sheldon dedicate his life to crafting ink-based weaponry. This horseshoe crab cares not for the fate of Inkopolis…so long as he can continue to invent new ways to splat.

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Spyke: Team Chaos “Oi, mate. You really fink this festival’s gunna decide the fate of the world, then?” You’ve seen him in the café, fingers dancing across the keyboard of his laptop. Could those same fingers be pulling the strings of society? He may have found a way to exploit the peaceful order of Inkopolis, but make no mistake–at his core, Spyke is an agent of Chaos.

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Quality 👏 Mario 👏 impression 👏

You can really see why he got so many voice acting roles lol 😆

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Allow me to explain in detail what could make Salmon Run awesome:

Overtime shifts.

They could add a 4th wave onto the normal 3 waves of enemies for a few Salmon Run periods per month.

This added bonus wave wouldn’t be just another normal wave. This wave would be a big, glorious boss fight. No quotas here! Just you, your crew, some ads, and a big bad pulled from a pool of several all-new ones.

Pay grade penalties will be the same for the first 3 waves: -20 if you lose wave 1 -10 or -5 if you lose wave 2 Retain pay grade if you lose wave 3

If you lose the bonus wave, you’d only get a pay raise of 10 points. But if your crew slays the beast, your pay grade will see a 30 point increase!

If you can think of anything you would change or add on to this idea let me know!

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get bamboozled

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That’s all folks

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Quality 👏 Mario 👏 impression 👏

You can really see why he got so many voice acting roles lol 😆

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More 2018 twitter commissions

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Friends take notes

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“What are your plans for the future?”

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Can you hear the drumming?

There's a revolution coming!

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ok my friends are angry that i’m order over chaos and here’s why

Pearl said that she’d risk the chance of losing Marina if it meant living in a world of chaos for the rest of her career, and never really gave any other valid, solid reason other than she thinks everyday life is boring and she’d like to change that so it’s different every single day.

while that is a good reason for an anarchy-based society, it also brings up Marina’s reason as to why she’s order - she will do anything, anything to keep her hard earned redemptive life in Inkopolis with her best friends and her family. even if it means sacrificing her unique identity and the individuality of Inkopolis’ denizens. i would do anything to keep the friends and ones i consider close to me, and so i sympathize with Marina and the commonly used trope of a Utopian ‘Order’ based society you’d see in sci-fi media like 1984 and Dune.

and while i’m aware that they never seem to work out in the end or seem socialist/communist in comparison to a ‘Chaos’ based society, take a look at dystopian post-apocalypse based media like Mad Max or even the Fallout game series: people do get by, but they do it harming one another. and the endless cycle of fratricidal tendencies due to greed in a nearly fractured society, with greed being fueled by a lack of restouces.

and that’s why i’m order :,)

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