turtlesandwitch
turtlesandwitch
lowkey just shitpost and yap
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She/They (trans girl :333). Read Omniscient Readers. very nerotypical trust. idk
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turtlesandwitch 1 month ago
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turtlesandwitch 1 month ago
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A family cursed to only have males born. The first daughter in generations turns up being a trans man.
Its unclear if it was the curse
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turtlesandwitch 3 months ago
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If an axe can cut a tree and an apple, but a knife can cut an apple but not a tree, and a knife is sharp, does that make an axe sharp? Is there something that isn't sharpness that makes an axe able to cut a tree and an apple? What makes an axe good at cutting trees and apples? How does paper effect this because it can't cut an apple or a tree but can cut flesh?
I made a ven diagram to show my thoughts.
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The only possible answer is that a hand saw is the best possible item and we should only use them instead of paper, a knife or an axe.
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We have found a new, glorious item that shall save us all.
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turtlesandwitch 3 months ago
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my skin feels wrong
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turtlesandwitch 3 months ago
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turns out my bf is into my best friend so that's FUN
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turtlesandwitch 3 months ago
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w忙虄虃藧藧
-Waluigi
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turtlesandwitch 4 months ago
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turtlesandwitch 4 months ago
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Cake Mix coming soon!
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turtlesandwitch 4 months ago
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(Follow up to last post)
I got a ss of it
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Actually wtf
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turtlesandwitch 4 months ago
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WAIT YOU CAN DRAG AROUND THE POST BUTTON??!!?!??!!!?
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turtlesandwitch 4 months ago
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Hello
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turtlesandwitch 4 months ago
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Ya, how did you know?
are u into girls who got possessed by their future self at some point
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turtlesandwitch 4 months ago
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
#ah
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turtlesandwitch 4 months ago
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The bf is litteraly bullying me :( (sarcasm go br)
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turtlesandwitch 4 months ago
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Uriel Force my beloved
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turtlesandwitch 4 months ago
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Luigi board
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turtlesandwitch 4 months ago
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*sees any man* "that's litteraly me"
-My trans af bf
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