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The main point that the crew of my ship got during the port briefing prior to pulling into Australia was that it was a place where every single plant and animal living there could kill you if they wanted to.

Australia Feels Like Jurassic Park

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Sounds a bit like Marius de Romanus from the Queen of the Damned movie.  Likes to have paintings made with him in them throughout the ages.

Concept: an immortal who doesn’t shy away from photos or paintings. Draws self portraits on cave walls. Photobombs everything with a pout and a suave pose. Commissions numerous portraits of themself as a literary Romantic before faking their death. Tries to be at least slightly famous every time they have a new identity. Creates a conspiracy blog linking all their past photos together before mysteriously disappearing in mysterious circumstances. Mysteriously. Usually only disappears for 10 to 20 years after “"dying”“ before making another appearance. Everyone else in the immortal community lowkey hates them. “Ah, fuck. You’ll never guess who’s resurfaced again.” “Fucking… Dave?” “Fucking Dave.”

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Ph34r t3h cute ones.

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Could I win on default of never having own a Facebook account?

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Kirby driving a car through a tree.

What is it?

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The quote to say when you need to infer that the awesome shit is about to go down.

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Real shame that Genndy Tartakovsky’s Clone Wars animated series was removed from canon.  Grievous there was what we needed.

Boba Fett, yeah.

Phasma...we shall wait and see.

The real trinity of Star Wars

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Zodiac Capricorn Best Friend | TheZodiacCity.com

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Hmmm...two part...maybe polyurethane, but seems a bit too fast for that one.

Expanding foam, which releases flammable gases during the curing (expanding) process.  When the flammable foam envelopes the candles, the gases ignite and cause an explosion.

Pressure rises in the foam itself before being released from the foam and blowing out the house.

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Calvin and Hobbes: The Force Awakens #2 Brian Kesinger

Story artist at Walt Disney animation studios / Artist for Marvel Comics. Check out his etsy store for books and prints www.etsy.com/shop/BrianKesinger

This is the photoset #2, check out photoset #1 here!

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That is definitely me, when I am at work underway.

Mark Hamill, everyone.

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Zodiac Capricorn Facts | See much more at TheZodiacCity.com

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We are the nerds who worship at the Jedi Temple; and NASA is the Council.

This is Kjell Lindgren. He’s a NASA astronaut who just got back from 5 months on the International Space Station. There are two reasons why this picture is hilarious:

His wife is flawless and makes bad space puns to make him do household chores.

I have that shirt. Thousands of people have that shirt. That shirt is available at Target. Which means actual astronaut Kjell Lindgren, with his wardrobe already full of NASA-issued and logo-emblazoned clothes, was at Target, saw a NASA shirt, and was like, “Yes, I am buying this because this is what I want to spend my actual astronaut salary on.”

 tl;dr NASA employs a bunch of fucking nerds

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Wait a moment...Donnie Yen is going to be in Rogue One.

Put some Lightsaber blades on those swords.

Have Jet Li be in a Star Wars movie as well; he would be perfect as a Dark Side wielder.

Hero (2002) - Jet Li vs Donnie Yen

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Cusp of Prophecy.  See, I was not kidding about calling myself a seer.