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“Surprise bitch, I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.”

- Every Winchester ever, at some point.

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Dean: *upon meeting Cas for the first time* I gotta admit, I really wanna dislike this guy… but I have got to respect his fireworks budget

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Sam: She? You think the killer was a woman?

Eileen: Poison is a murder weapon most often utilised by women… although… I’m more of a flamethrower kind of girl.

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Dean: *calling from prison* Hey so, I’m gonna need you to bail me out

Jack: What?! No.

Dean: I was doing it for you!

Jack: I don’t want you to kill people for me! Just buy me a sweater like a regular dad!

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Cas: *surveys the room* Clean as a baby’s behind.

Dean: The expression is “soft as a baby’s behind” Cas, those things usually aren’t so clean.

Cas: I know. I’m saying we did an awful job here. This place is a mess.

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Dean: Why can’t you just, for once in your life, take my side?

Sam: It’s not my fault you’re never right

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Dean: Since when did you start caring about other people’s feelings?

Crowley: Hm... well, I laughed when Sam got a shock from those broken Christmas tree lights so... it was sometime after that?

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Dean: You know, you’re really starting to fit in here.

Jack: Thank you!

Dean: ...It’s not a compliment

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Dean: This is big... I really need some time to drink about this

Cas: *pauses* You mean...

Dean: I know what I said.

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Dean: *saying goodbye* Well... you always know where to find us.

Chuck: That’s very comforting.

Dean: ... For you.

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“Surprise bitch, I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.”

- Every Winchester ever, at some point.

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Dean: See drunk-Dean is like sober-Dean but funnier

*pause*

Dean: Or at least that’s what he tells me

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Dean: *the day he taught Jack to drive* A little voice inside of me is saying “this is a bad idea”, but I can barely hear that little voice because an even louder little voice is screaming “let the two year old drive!”

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Currently laughing my ass off. Thank you for the wonderful blog!

You’re welcome! Thank you for reading!

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Dean: *on the phone* The pipe’s burst under the sink, can you come over and help?

Castiel: Dean, you’ve got to stop breaking things when you want sex!

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Dean: *checking a public noticeboard* Nothing but dead cat posters.

Jack: Missing cat posters.

Dean: If you’re an optimist...

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Dean: Tell me something about me

Chuck: You masturbate more than anyone on the planet

Dean: *unimpressed* Everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.

Chuck: When you do it, you’re thinking about guys.

Dean: Dude! Not all the time!