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in wigan, it's as good as gone

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You degenerate furry faggot

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Hey don't cry, okay? We just found Attenborough’s long-beaked echidna, a species thought to be extinct for the past 60 years.

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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im listening.

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Its obvious to me when people who post about canaries in mines have never met a canary. Like yeah the miners had a special device to revive the canary because canaries are one of the most adorable creatures on the planet and they make adorable little chirping sounds and honestly probably loved the sounds of machinery and people talking so it was probably loud and friendly with the workers. Whatever though maybe meet a canary sometime and youd understand

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have fun with your "slutweed" or whatever, Im fine with my smartweed. [puffs on a corncob pipe while stroking chin thoughtfully] [clearly has a raging erection]

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i'm literally cuddlebait. i'm internationally recognized as a snuggle risk. they've got me on the registry of snoozers with two charges of soft and reasonable suspicions of smells good

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if you are ever in Moldova let me know and maybe we will shag

you guys seeing this? i got hoes in moldova

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What does Jimmy think of pride month?

He loves it! Gives him an excuse to wear his new hat!!

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autistic folks when their routine gets disrupted, and they don't get alone time when they're supposed to get alone time

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It is important to remember that the cuse of all of this is ancient Mesopotamian petroleum djinns. Which are sexual in nature.

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some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of

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check out the mourning doves’ new single “hooOOOO hoo hoo hoo” if you get the chance. sound of the summer.