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debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

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by Bruce Weber

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oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave

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HATE that were calling every recipe Marry Me [Recipe]…. Fucking hate that. How bout Frig My Clit Brownies. Kill Yourself At My Feet Pasta. Shut The Fuck Up And Pay My Grocery Bill Cookies (vegan).

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wgatever .

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can i call you back im doing something weird

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the elephant in the room is actually really important for the feng shui of the place so i’d appreciate it if you left it alone

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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part of what i like about "queer" as a label is that it is inherently hostile to definition. this part of myself is alien and unknowable to outsiders and I like it that way. no boxes for you to check and guess like you're playing cluedo. just queer.

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some of my best friends i met at the devil’s sacrament

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Pussy corrosive. Pussy explosive. I look at that pussy, it’s what I need a dose of. Pussy eroding. Pussy abrasive. I look at that pussy, it’s what I need a taste of. Pussy be stinging. Pussy be hurting. Pussy be sizzling when it’s supposed to be squirting. Pussy disintegrating. Pussy dissolving. Pussy turning heads, that shit is revolving.

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We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert

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true queer pain