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literally crying laughing at this

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cats have 32 muscles in each ear and they use 31 of them to ignore you completely

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the little sams have found their god in an effigy at the bottom of a ghost town

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The "historically accurate" movie: Bleebus and Blorbus were fast childhood friends, but grew apart in adulthood due to political differences, eventually becoming bitter enemies who led opposing armies at the Battle of Shitty Hill, an era-defining conflict which culminated in a one-on-one confrontation between the two, who wounded each other terribly and died arm in arm.

Actual history: Bleebus and Blorbus met once when both were in their thirties. They had functionally identical politics, though they regarded each other with mild distaste because one of them spoke French. The Battle of Shitty Hill was a relatively unimportant border skirmish in which Bleebus died from falling off a horse; Blorbus didn't show up at all, dying ten years later of complications from syphilis.

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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Things that make me think of @sca-nerd :

I was looking in the Book of Kells to try and figure out how to make accurate garb for my persona. I'm reading for male garb, but as I was reading around this, I learned there's only one depiction of a woman in there and it's also maybe the oldest book-illustration of the Virgin Mary.

The source I was reading suggested it would've been pretty easy to make linen take paler hues (lots of Irish tunics at the time were saffron yellow), so this is probably a depiction of her wearing a tunic in pink.

Ahem. Lightish red.

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comic I made for the @polarlightszine this year

please check it out!

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🩵🩷🤍TRANS🤍🩷🩵

Promare brainworms are still in my head!!

Support me on kofi!!

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happy "closer to 2050 than 2000" day everyone

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"The curse of the Pharaoh" trope is born from modern Egyptology and not part of ancient Egyptian beliefs, but I think the Pharaohs would really dig it.

"Fuck yeah I'm gonna curse whoever disturbs my afterlife! How fucking dare they?!"

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living in the USA rn means every news headline every day is like BREAKING NEWS: The Universal Free Puppy Plan guaranteeing every USA resident receives a free puppy has been terminated. Funds for this initiative will instead be going to the ‘GUNCH IT UP’ act, ensuring that every item on grocery store shelves now contains at least 25% coal tar

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3x winner of Scotland’s Strongest Woman contest and first woman to ever life the Dinnie Stones, Emmajane Smith

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Playing with a new toy today. Fiber is Versailles by cashmereandcoconuts on etsy. Spinning wheel is a Starling by Daedalus Spinning Wheels.