spontaneousplan
spontaneousplan
That’s What I’m Saying
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22m UK. In my lane, in the zone, living large in the ditch
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spontaneousplan · 9 months ago
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They should make anyone with a Letterboxd legally have to mention it on their dating profile. These women deserve a warning that I’m gonna be insufferable
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spontaneousplan · 9 months ago
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God gives his hardest battles (speaking to my coworkers) to his strongest soldiers (me who begged for this job)
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spontaneousplan · 9 months ago
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Brother life is fucking someone on my bed and I am in the cuck chair. Can’t even tell who it is
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spontaneousplan · 9 months ago
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“Bing-bop-boom-boom-boom-bop-bam
The type of shit I'm on, you wouldn't understand”
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spontaneousplan · 9 months ago
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Dudes acting like the pyramids must have been built by aliens. Brother have you seen a pair of scissors? Someone stuck two knives together and thought “these will cut twice as well” we’re all freaks down here
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