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FIVE TIMES JOHNNY STORM REMEMBERED SHIT THAT PETER PARKER SAID:

Johnny, baby, how long are we gonna pretend that you can’t stand Spidey’s guts?

“One of those guys that gives spidey a hard time?” [Spider-Man/Human Torch (2005) #3]

This was around those dark early days wherein things were,,, obviously a little rough for our local ship. But hey, that enemies to lovers trope gotta start somewhere amirite? Just like how Spideytorch apparently both thought each other was irrelevant yet here we have a protective boyfriend roasting his mans’ villain. We stan.

“You said I was welcome!” [The Amazing Spider-Man (2015) #3] [Civil War II: The Spectacular Spider-Man (2016) #1]

Ah, who could ever forget that time Johnny was actually naked in Peter’s bed? Honestly I don’t know what to say. Canon.

“Maybe a tiny fire extinguisher?” [Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man (2017) #1]

As much as Johnny hates to admit it, he knows his arachnid baby’s a genius and has admitted it several times. I love boyfriends giving/taking constructive criticism.

“Spidey told me the last time we met...” [Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man (1976) #6]

Another one from our dark early days where Johnny supposedly hated our friendly neighborhood “animated insect” but still remembered one bit Spidey probably said mid rant the last time the two of them met up. Homeboy Johnny can’t even remember not to touch an alien transportation machine in Reed’s lab, and yet...

“What about when...” [Spider-Man/Human Torch (2005) #5]

This prollyyyyy doesn’t count as something Peter said, but still, I love how Johnny remembered every single fight he’s had with Spidey. Even the ones with the clones. At this point Marvel is just homophobic ((iM KIDDING DON’T BE OFFENDED))

bonus: one time Peter Parker remembered shit that Johnny Storm said [Marvel Team-Up #10] [Marvel Team-Up #11]

lmaOOO SPIDEY’S SO FUCKING MEAN

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Spideytorch in a nutshell:

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johnny:

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based on this post because i had to

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johnny drank something glowing and green he found in reed’s lab