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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

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this seems like 70% of Tumblr at this point (not my drawing)

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antis when it comes to respecting real people with real feelings instead of fictional characters with zero consciousness

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you have to be able to defend people who are receiving unjust treatment even if they annoy you even if you personally find them extremely annoying you still have to be able to stand up and say "well thats fucked up"

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the wolf from puss in boots: the last wish but more mgr-esque

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This is why Clark always takes so long to reveal his identity, he knows Lois would be even worse knowing she has Superman watching her back.

MY ADVENTURES WITH SUPERMAN (2023 - ) 2.02: Adventures With My Girlfriend

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She's got the right attitude here

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i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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Trek through the hot ass desert on foot.

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Dasha we all know that they only ever pay those out in the nonexistent Tumblr Bitcoin Cringecoin that they keep promising to make.

Oh wait, I know how to make everyone angry.

Ahem.

I think Minecraft sucks now and has always sucked.

It's fun to play with friends or on a stream, because EVERYTHING is fun to play with friends or on a stream.

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Dasha. Dasha. Bad take.

Oh wait, I know how to make everyone angry.

Ahem.

I think Minecraft sucks now and has always sucked.

It's fun to play with friends or on a stream, because EVERYTHING is fun to play with friends or on a stream.

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Its a fairly well known medical condition, since its the most common intersex disorder.

So apparently there's this crazy motherfucker on my dash that refuses to believe hermaphroditism is real.

What the fuck?

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This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

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You know a few different times I’ve been asked what my biggest regret in life is and I usually say “I don’t know” but that’s a lie. A fat lie. My biggest regret is one time in 7th grade I broke a glowstick and drew a heart with Sasuke’s name in it on my bedroom wall but if that’s not bad enough you know glowsticks usually fade after a day, right? Well not this one- this one stained the wall so even at a grown ass adult there’s Sasuke’s name in a goddamn giant ass heart on my wall as erasable as the shame in my heart.

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i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

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You're fresh out of college and looking for a job. Everyone is hiring. Nobody who's "hiring" is actually hiring. You finally get a call back from somewhere you barely remember applying to (though the voice on the other end sounds synthesized). You pull up the job listing again real quick. The company name and the fact that the listing is for "Minion" are kind of concerning, but you know what, you've interviewed with enough evil corporations by now, you can handle one wearing its true colors on its sleeve. At this point it's a matter of making rent or moving back in with your parents, and as much as you love your family, you can't imagine spending another summer dealing with your brothers' antics. You agree to the interview.

The man who greets you is an enthusiastic older German(?) man who's either way too into cosplay or just that committed to the bit, judging by the lab coat. He made cookies. The tray of cookies is proffered to you by a ten-foot-tall robotic caricature of a 50s businessman. You take a deep breath to calm yourself. You bite into one of the cookies. It's delicious.

You ask the boss about his business model. "Oh you know, a little of this, a little of that, I bounce from project to project a lot." He mentions that his end goal is becoming the undisputed ruler of the surrounding counties. "Really? Not the whole world?" you ask. "I like to set realistic goals," he replies.

As he gives you the tour of his "evil lair," ingrained instincts are screaming at you to report this guy to some kind of authority figure. You remember the salary. You decide that you can always bust him after getting your first paycheck.

The boss asks when you can start. Caught off guard, you say "tomorrow?". Your boss(?) says he'll see you then.

On the way out, you bump into your stepbrother's girlfriend. Your boss introduces her as his daughter. You both silently agree to sidestep the subject for now and act like this is your first time meeting.

You show up to your first day of work. Your boss is putting the finishing touches on a giant machine that was definitely not there yesterday. You are nonplussed. You ask him what it's for and he launches into a convoluted explanation involving his parents always forcing him to put his shirts on backwards so the tag was in front. You think he should probably talk to a therapist.

Your brothers' exotic pet breaks down the wall. You stare at him. He stares at you. Incredulously, you say his name. "Oh, good, you two already know each other!" your boss says. You mention that you used to live with him. "What? Perry the Platypus, you never mentioned having a roommate."

This is what I like to imagine Candace Flynn's life is like, post P&F.