Batfam HC
Part 3
After coming back to life Jasonβs body runs colder than normal
Damian will only eat pizza if itβs with ranch dressing
Duke, Stephanie, and Jason call each other Narrows, East End, and Alley respectively
They each have a swear jar, Dickβs is always the fullest
Cass, Jason, and Damian are the neatest of the family
Tim and Steph are the messiest
Jason and Steph both volunteer teaching self defense at the gym they go to
They all host a monthly book club together and switch off getting to pick the books
Steph does makeup related videos on an old YouTube channel with Bruce [the first time he βowedβ her a favor but he genuinely loves doing it with her]
Bruce tries to have a Father Daughter Day with both Cass and Stephanie at least twice a month, he was super awkward about it at first but now itβs just what they do
Only Bruce has a full βKitchen Banβ from Alfred
Stephanie takes Damian out at least once a month in an effort to show and let Damian be a kid. They just do the simplest things, trying every ice cream flavor, movie hopping, riding in shopping carts, but Damian loves it so much. [not that heβll ever say]
Cass is the most successful and notorious clothes thief in the manor, her stash has yet to be found, no one has caught her in the act, and No One is safe.
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Fuck it. Invincible Tumblr
π₯ explosionsbaby Follow
Wake up to see the aliens attacking again. God fucking damn it.
β€οΈ justamonstergirl Follow
Imagine how the aliens feel after seeing you
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Get better insults. You won't be insulting anyone that way
β€οΈ justamonstergirl Follow
Nahhh. Don't need to. You already humiliate yourself every time you open your mouth
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Your entire existence is an insult
βͺοΈ superherofan Follow
i forget that superheroes have social media and regularly use it.... invincible has Tumblr holy shit
π notsovinciblenow Follow
Boo.
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OMG??
#HI MR INVINCIBLE SIR #I SWEAR ALL MY A/B/O FICS WERE WRITTEN OUT OF LOVE
π artemislover Follow
Can't believe I have to say this, but can you guys please stop making Omni-Man x Immortal theories?!?!
Ik you think the idea of them having been romantically involved is funny, but c'mon, people
It is true that there should be more openly queer superheroes, but the fact that there are people who genuinely believe they fucked is wild...
Besides, we have to stop following the lives of superheroes that closely. They deserve to get some privacy too! They're still people
Also, didn't Omni-Man once mention his wife?? And son?? Shipping him w a man when he's clearly straight and in an established relationship is stupid
π notsovinciblenow Follow
These are all great points but they've definitely fucked
π artemislover Follow
INVINCIBLE?????
π notsovinciblenow Follow
Godddddd. My parents just do not know what privacy is, PLEASE STOP HAVING SEX WHEN I MIGHT BE HOME... please you're killing me
π notsovinciblenow Follow
Wait, shit, wrong blog...
π hotdog Follow
shocking revelation: invincible has parents
π notsovinciblenow Follow
??? Of course I have parents. Where'd you think I came from?
π hotdog Follow
Honestly i thought you were from mars
π notsovinciblenow Follow
from MARS????
#i'm not martian??? i don't even look martian #do i look martian?
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ATOM EVE LIKES MY FAVORITE BAND????
π« ohgodpleaseno Follow
really? How do you know?
π thedancingquinn Follow
Okay quick storytime
My friends and I wanted to go to see this band live for a LONG time, so we saved up money for years until we could finally afford it, right?
Well, the day we finally get to see them live, I look up and I see Atom Eve, just. Flying there. Above the crowd
She was singing, apparently very loudly and she looked like she was having sm fun. She saw me and waved!!! Atom Eve!!!! Waved at me!!!!!!!
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:)
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WAIT R YOU THE ACTUAL ATOM EVE
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Yeah. Check my Insta, there's a link to this blog!
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AFKFHFHFHFJDJDJDJDDJDHFHSUEUEJEJ
#ATOM EVE TALKED TO ME!!!!!!
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Today, Monster Girl told me to download this app and create a blog β I did not think it was necessary, but she insisted.
I decided to listen to her. She was very persuasive.
I will be sharing things about my day, as she has told me to do. Expect to hear from me after this.
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you really think we're gonna believe you're the real Robot?? C'mon.
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Dude, RP exists. Let people live their lives in peace
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This is so funny
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That's... The real monster girl. Replying to a fake Robot post...
Dude I think he's real
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The new Guardians are a fucking shit show. Are we seriously meant to believe they're going to protect us? Really??
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Oh Id like to see YOU almost get killed every single fucking day without one fucking break only for asholes like you to shit on us like that. We almost die every single day!!! Were the ones geting our hands dirty not you
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I'd* assholes* We're*
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Your supposed to be with me in this one
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You're*
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The Immortal kinda... π
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WHAT
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I cant believe she cheated on me... what a bitch
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We're going to have a fucking talk, Rex.
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Shit
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You had this one coming buddy
π notsovinciblenow Follow
The fact that Miles Morales canonically reads JJK, though...
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INVINCIBLE LIKES MARVEL?? AND JJK???
π notsovinciblenow Follow
Why is everyone always surprised when I like something? I don't get it
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:(
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I cannot have just found out you're still alive through Tumblr...
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Seriously though. Are you okay now? I know you're not mentally, after the whole Chicago thing w your dad, but at least physically?
π notsovinciblenow Follow
I'll survive, I guess
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INVINCIBLE?? It is such a relief to see you're still here after the whole Chicago ordeal Mr Invincible
πΈ definitelyinsanebaby Follow
Yeah maybe don't remind him of that rn??
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OH SHIT I'M SO SORRY
#I AM SO SO SO SORRY #omg i hope you're doing good mr invincible :(((
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