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Me, afraid with tears in my eyes: Dont say that
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concept: team bucciarati as the cast of jersey shore
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Anime tiddies. By a top bloke @jacobtheloofah https://youtu.be/kSVkprXlc6k
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when you ask a top for relationship advice:
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me, drinking juice at 1pm: breakfast
me, eating a bag of chips at 4pm: lunch
me, eating a flour tortilla with nothing on it at 10pm: dinner
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@people who eat SUPER spicy food for fun
why would u do that to your mouth
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"T-Mobile wouldn't ban titties"
- Me finding out that tumblr's nipagedon is being caused by verizon's inability to advertise near porn.
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