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this constant discrimination against us sex-havers needs to stop. you throw condoms at me and go "hey wetdick!" "bet you got some today wetdick!" "don't leave it in there too long it'll get pruned!" am i not a human being. if you cut me do i not bleed

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I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why

I wasn’t born then.

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

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Men love me for my cadaver swag. The way my skin is cold like a corpse, my off-putting demeanor, and the way I stand in the threshold of the still-living and the dead.

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hell yeah guys who take T in the stomach

kofi

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I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.

My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

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You'll literally never survive my puzzle castle. I made the whimsical contraptions too good. You'll never find the clues. You might as well just kill yourself now.

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Daria anniversary poster for Mondo - April 2024 - pam wishbow

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There’s still debate about split attraction on my dash why do you people even care

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Many discussionns of anti-transmasculinity focus on trans men who do not pass. But what about those that do?

Im non-op, but 4 years on-and-off T, and I pass as male 99.9% of the time. When I require gynecological care I am treated with inherent suspicion based on my gender and presentation. When I went for my last pap smear, the providers were prepared to deny care out of misunderstanding that I was cis and they do not provide care to males. I provided my legal gender (still F), gender identity and pronouns when I made the appointment, but my presentation overruled this. I needed to clarify (out myself) in person, that I am transgender. Just to be sure, they double checked the F on my ID.

In a hypothetical scenario, if my legal gender marker were changed to M out of a desire to avoid outing myself when applying to jobs, would I have not been believed and denied care?

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the most infuriating thing about personal growth is that even if someone else did have the answer you needed and conveyed it to you in a precise and effective matter, it won't make sense until you're ready for it. you could hear it every day of your life and it wouldn't matter a fucking bit until it finally clicks. there's very little you can do to influence when that happens, either

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My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting