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spookysquirrels · 11 days

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Those spell casting type posts but specifically about Ash, comment to kiss him, like to sleep wit him, reblog to hit him over the coconut with a oversized cartoon hammer

#ash williams #its past 8pm so its stupid o clock in brainsville #evil dead

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spookysquirrels · 11 days

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I have think again about kissing ash again, went to the drs and they diagnosed me with "wanting to kiss that old bitch" disease, send ££££ to aid my recovery thx

#all ashes but aved ash specifically my weakness my old bastard man #also send £££ so i can buy unlimited off brand ritz crackers thx

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spookysquirrels · 1 month

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cockwarming is like holding hands but like.. if you’re freaky about it

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spookysquirrels · 1 month

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Bruce Campbell (smash or meet the boomstick)

#smash obvs #what do u think im blind or somthing?#he hot af

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spookysquirrels · 2 months

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ashy slashy!

#SIR?#im looking respectfully #👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀💕💕💕💕#* throws all my money at him like a stripper*#ash williams

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spookysquirrels · 2 months

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whos ready to be reanimated... (this came from a convo with a friend,,,)

#im ready!! me!! :3 #reanimator

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spookysquirrels · 2 months

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I needs Ash William tiddy or I will die. Doctor at A&E says I'm in critical withdrawal 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔 please sirs, give all the ash williams tiddy u can 😔😔💕

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spookysquirrels · 2 months

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Born to draw Ash Williams in slutty little outfits, forced to capitalism and no energy

#ash williams #oh the outfits id put him in #*sigh*

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spookysquirrels · 3 months

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#i think about the belt grabbing moment more than is probably healthy i-#hhhhhhh ahem #im normal #yep #ash williams #aved

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spookysquirrels · 3 months

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Very happy Ash Williams never became a mascot for those sigma males crowd. He feels like a perfect candidate for those pricks to adopt him, yet transgender community was faster.

#i did see something along those lines on tiktok once but i blocked em #so they do exist but seem rare which is nice!#either that or they dont use the internet

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spookysquirrels · 3 months

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bruce campbell in EVIL DEAD II, 1987

#shaking crying throwing up howiling at the moon ect ect how is he so pretty 🥺💕#evil dead #ash williams

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spookysquirrels · 3 months

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Been awhile since I've drawn my favorite bloody blorbo.

#hes such a goddamn DILF gOOD LORD #ash williams #hes so tasty 👀💕#he tastes like dirt and petrol but somehow hes delicious 👀💕

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spookysquirrels · 3 months

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#fuck obviously #i mean im gonna die whatever option i choose so might as well choose the fun one and get railed while im at it #or i can rail him whichever suits #;)

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spookysquirrels · 10 months

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Ash is so cringe fail despite the fact that he still keeps escaping death via the Deadites every time he encounters them

#he has the amazing incrdible talent of being the worlds loseriest winner

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spookysquirrels · 10 months

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Asylum Ash...please...I am dyign here... hmu please...I am parched PLEASE 😳 OH wait u can't ur fictional, are stuck inside a insane asylum from hell and also don't have a phone its OK its alrighr I'll let u off this time

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spookysquirrels · 10 months

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Where is Asylum Ash he's so hot I NEED to get railed by him like rn

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spookysquirrels · 1 year

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Had a dream last night that I landed face first in Ash's crotch and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it all goddamn day this man is like a disease anyways pray for me to return to that dream tonight lads 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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