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The yonderland tumblr community is crazy cuz like wdym we've all pirated the same show from all over the world and just decided we'd all be some weird cult who worship this stay at home mum from Birmingham who just so happens to be friends with a bunch of gay freaks?? (Affectionate)

#BUT OF COURSE WE WOULD#DEBB-EH#yonderland#it's a bunch of unhinged folks in an unhinged world what is there not to like
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oh my god oh my god i JUST realized that this base fits them so well! my little heart throbs!!
guys i had to
#watch tumblr massacre my sharps#guys i don't know how tears work#he kinda looks like someone ripped out his right eye
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i should definedly not have read the comments on a story dealing with domestic abuse. because. wou.
do people?? think???? even???
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using my shirt that has needles in it as a pillow case, folded them over but still, living on the edge tonight babes
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I had a vision idk
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why did you show this to me. now i have an unattianable dream i can't reckon with
Rimmer in Marooned: "The only thing I lost when I was twelve were my shoes with a compass in the heel and animal tracks on the sole...I cried for weeks."
I thought at first he meant the compass was part of the pattern, but I googled shoes with compass in the heel...they were real! From the 1960s.
so, did the compass come out....or did you have to take your shoe off and point them north???
Anyway, 12 year old Rimmer sounds so sweet with his animal track shoes.
#red dwarf#gosh they're so cool#i think you don't necesserily need to take the shoe off if you wanna look at the compass.#i mean. if i crouch down a little i can level the heel of my shoe and look at it just fine stsnfing on one foot#i mean it's not practical per se but it's a smegging cool shoe oh my god
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what super expensive indulgence would u get for urself if u suddenly came into a bunch of money?? assume all bills/mortgages paid, all friends helped: what treat are u buying just for u?? for me it would be a quilted lambskin chanel bag in iridescent pink
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ALSO WHEN SAM SENSED DANGER HE WENT "CUT! WE'RE NOT KILLING THE LESBIAN THIS TIME" AND THEY GOT TO LIVE
TOM REALLY WENT ‘IF WE’RE GONNA DO HAPPY SAPPHICS IM GONNA MAKE IT AS SWEET AND AWKWARD AS POSSIBLE’ AND THEN LUKE WENT ‘LET ME BE SO IN LOVE I WANT TO COMMIT CRIMES TOGETHER’ AND THEN SAM WENT ‘FUCK IT [TRANSES YOUR WHOLESOME TEENAGE COWBOY]’ AND THEN AJ WENT ‘I’LL BE THE ONLY BAD GUY IN THIS WHOLE LONGFORM SO THE RESOLUTION IS EASY AS FUCK’ WE DONT DESERVE THEM
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everyone PLEASE tell me if you ever make or know of a "Never Gine Annabrlle A Gun" playlist i am BEGGING YOU
WE FINALLY GOT HAPPY SAPPHICS OH MY GOD I'M NOT ACTUALLY CRYING I'M NOT
i don't care what platform it's on, hell, just tell me what song you associate with them i needd to dwell on this with music TELL ME!!
#shoot from the hip#throught vampire hunters and divorce sandwitches and wedding planning i'm so happy right now#never give annabelle a gun
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A Proper Man
Pino learned so much since his wooden days...
I refined his design a little.
Mostly by making his shoes cuntier.

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i have the curse of weird noses. i'm physically incapable of making two characters with the basic straight line, i just AAGH i TRIED i really did but they're on their way to a fight where they'll get crooked and and the other's gonna lose a piece. yeah no can do i'm allergic
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Which path should he choose?

The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?
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Red Dwarf // S07E02: Stoke Me a Clipper
#oh they are GREAT#red dwarf#space can never not make me feel things (d'you get it?- spanners-ace?? SpAce?? i think i'm so funny)
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In Red Dwarf, they rebuilt the sets between seasons 2 and 3, including the sleeping quarters. The change was never mentioned within the text of the show, but the new sets are labelled as "officers quarters" and are slightly bigger, with room for Lister to put a fridge and cooker into the space. So the implication is that at some point between the end of season 2 and the start of season 3, the characters decided to move to the nicer, slightly bigger officers quarters instead of staying in the room they were using when the rest of the crew were alive.
There are several other things implied by this.
Firstly, there's the decontamination. In the season 1 episode Confidence and Paranoia, Lister gets sick because he goes to the officers deck to snoop around when it hasn't been decontaminated. There's a discussion between Lister and Rimmer where it's stated that it was on Rimmer's daily goal list a week ago to decontaminate it. In response, Rimmer announces that it's on tomorrow's daily goal list.
The fact that the end of season 1 and the entirety of season 2 happens between this conversation and the change in sets implies that Rimmer took over a year to get around to doing the task that he put on tomorrow's to do list. Honestly, mood.
There is another possibility. Season 3 reintroduces Kryten and we first see the new sleeping quarters after Kryten has joined the crew. So it's possible that Rimmer never got around to decontaminating the officers deck, and that the reason they were able to move in season 3 was because Kryten was the person who actually finished the job.
The other thing to mention is the fact that Rimmer and Lister are still sharing a room after the move. I can't remember the exact size of the crew, but I think there's a mention in an early episode of there being more than a hundred people on the ship. So there are enough beds free that they could easily have a room to themselves. The fact that Rimmer moves in with himself in Me2 is evidence of this. Rimmer and Lister chose to move quarters between the end of season 2 and the start of season 3, and yet, despite how much they claim to dislike each other, they chose to continue sharing a room.
Obviously the doylist explanation for this is that it's a lot harder to have a sitcom when two of the characters can easily avoid each other the entire time, but from a watsonian perspective, it has some interesting implications about the fact that, despite everything, Lister and Rimmer will continue to share space with each other even when they clearly don't have to.
#living for this analysis of rimmers awfull time management skills#also the shared quarters have been a thing of fascination for a long time#personally i like to believe a contributing factor to be that rimmer is just plain scared of getting shut off#(at least st the start when he's just getti g used to being a hologram) sense it's stated that he's only brought back to keep lister sane#so he might be kinda thinking that if he's too far away he can't prevent a disaster and he has no trust in listy to not lose it frankly#(because he's always at the brink so why wouldn't lister be too)#untill they just get used to eachother and accept it#red dwarf#also i again want to bring light to the ''bolting down a corridor in worry when lister calls'' in future echoes. because. why. why did he?
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...what did he do wrong??
[ID: Eight screencaps from Taskmaster. Mathew Baynton stands in a garden, saying dejectedly, "I definitely took my finger off my lips, so I..." From off-screen, Alex Horne asks, "You took your finger off your lips?" Walking back towards the house, Mathew replies, "That was part of the task, wasn't it?" He stops to read from a sheet of paper, then looks up with an expression halfway between laughing and crying. He puts the paper down on a window sill and goes into the house with his face in his hands. Later, in the studio, he says, "Yeah, I've thought about that more than once a day, every day since." End ID.]
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