spreadsheetdyke
spreadsheetdyke
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cor, tme butch lesbian (they/them, fr: iel/le) 21 || @elektragirlfriend's girlfriend || previously lyctorproject now spreadsheetdyke•••Header ID: an excel spreadsheet with a lesbian flag overlay. End ID. courtesy of @hecc-jorts everyone say THANK U MOON!Icon ID: A picture of woodstock (snoopy’s friend), a little yellow bird, holding large crayon. End ID.
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spreadsheetdyke · 7 hours ago
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*if you know/have confirmed from multiple sources, pick the first one you experienced
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spreadsheetdyke · 2 days ago
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it continues to be really fucking weird to talk about the conception of "nonbinary means cis woman lite" as primarily a sleight against CAFAB nonbinary people, without ever even sparing a thought to how fucked it is that transfeminine & other CAMAB nonbinary people are denied any space at all to explore their identities/play around with presentation/try out new pronouns/do anything other than adhere to a very strict and exact performance of womanhood if they don't want to be degendered or misgendered as "genderfuck men" by others in their community, to the point that their obvious epistemological erasure is maintained and reproduced even by those who criticize "cis woman lite" behavior (but only ever because it's Kind of Mean to CAFAB enbies, who presumably make up the only nonbinary demographic worth acknowledging here)
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spreadsheetdyke · 6 days ago
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it’s crazy how much you can read if you read
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spreadsheetdyke · 8 days ago
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tmrw is my birthday 🌻
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spreadsheetdyke · 8 days ago
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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spreadsheetdyke · 10 days ago
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Ncuti Gatwa as Algernon Moncrieff in "The Importance of Being Earnest"
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spreadsheetdyke · 10 days ago
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i deploy this phrase quite often but i cannot emphasize enough how much i truly mean this: anyone who is cheerleading the universal and disney lawsuit is an enemy of art and everything that's valuable about it
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spreadsheetdyke · 11 days ago
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if you tried out transitioning and it wasn't for you, i think it's great you explored that and discovered something important about yourself. i think you have a unique and valuable experience with gender that should be taken into account and is worthy of discussion. But you cannot be going around calling yourself "detrans"
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spreadsheetdyke · 11 days ago
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the only grind I respect is girls grinding against each other or something. like whatever the mortar and pestle get up to
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spreadsheetdyke · 11 days ago
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you get to cut one basic need out of your life. you can still CHOOSE to partake in them and they will feel as good and refreshing as normal, but going without will no longer affect you negatively.
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spreadsheetdyke · 11 days ago
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Israel cuts Gaza's final internet line, plunging it into total communication blackout.
Israel bombed the last main fibre route in Gaza, which means that as of June 12, all internet and fixed-line communication services are now completely cut off, further isolating Gaza amidst an ongoing genocide.
I am seeing more and more calls from inside of Gaza for help with eSims as that is currently the only way they can connect internally and with the outside world.
- Buy eSIMs here.
- If you can't afford it, you can donate any amount to this eSIM fund.
- Instructions on how to buy and share eSIMs.
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spreadsheetdyke · 11 days ago
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disabled people who do not directly "contribute" to society and need large amounts of care and resources to survive deserve not only to survive but to have comfort, stability, and fun within their lives while they do. no compromises.
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spreadsheetdyke · 13 days ago
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shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king
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spreadsheetdyke · 17 days ago
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Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think
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spreadsheetdyke · 19 days ago
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sending asks is so scary what if i sneezed on my keyboard and mistyped my entire adress and misgendered everyone and mispelled every single word and also typed my password into the message. what then. once the ask is sent who knows what it looks like. i couldve tyepd anything
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spreadsheetdyke · 22 days ago
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i was looking up synonyms for tired and seeing these two next to each other gave me whiplash
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spreadsheetdyke · 22 days ago
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Various things that are called some variation of "pepper" in various languages:
"Pepper," seeds of the plant Piper nigrum, a.k.a. black pepper, used as a spice.
"Peppermint," a hybrid of watermint and spearmint.
The edible fruits of the plants of the genus Capsicum, known collectively as "peppers," which includes bell peppers, chili peppers, etc. (some European languages make a distinction between peppers and capsicums by using the word "paprika" for the latter. A word that is a direct cognate with pepper.)
Allspice, also known as "Jamaica pepper," "myrtle pepper," but also as "spice pepper" in Finnish and Swedish (I suppose as opposed to the kind of peppers that aren't used as spices?), the dried fruits of the plant Pimenta dioica. More closely related to myrtle, guava, and eucalyptus than pepper.
Horseradish, a plant of the family Brassicaceae, thus making it a relative of mustard, cabbage, and radish, known in some European languages as "pepper root."
Ginger snaps, biscuits flavored with ginger, known as "pepper cake" in many European languages.
"Sichuan peppers," the dried fruits of the genus Zanthoxylum. Related to neither black peppers nor capsicums, but part of the same family as citrus.
Undoubtedly forgetting at least some but anyway. Forgot why I was doing this.
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