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Pinkie going "wow she's so pretty", while Twilight is going to town on a pile of hayburgers

EXACTLY!!! you get it!!!!

this was such a joy to animate, than kyou for the silly request! it is so correct! (jumping right now!!!!)

(I spent aslot of time on the food, i dont think it sjhows but it was fun)

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quality verison incase it breaks!!)

oh! oh! mistake! bottom of table disappears! oops! oops! oops! look at it!!! ahhh!!!!

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the divine feminine

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nb they/them octavia x nb he/it vinyl is. real to me. btw.

kofi supports saw this firsttt

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Pinkie going "wow she's so pretty", while Twilight is going to town on a pile of hayburgers

EXACTLY!!! you get it!!!!

this was such a joy to animate, than kyou for the silly request! it is so correct! (jumping right now!!!!)

(I spent aslot of time on the food, i dont think it sjhows but it was fun)

(worse a

quality verison incase it breaks!!)

oh! oh! mistake! bottom of table disappears! oops! oops! oops! look at it!!! ahhh!!!!

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fluttgirshy

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i dont even know, vro ( i love it when a local demigod comes to my macdonalds just to tease me.)

for @vyl3tpwny

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to be a real girl

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g

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sorry if i’m being a party pooper but because rabies is apparently the new joke on here ??? please remember that rabies has an almost 100% fatality rate after symptoms develop so if you’re bitten or scratched by an animal that you aren’t 100% sure is vaccinated then GO TO A DOCTOR. it’s not a joke. really. 

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hey wait! i know you! we used to be chained next to each other in the cave! wow, so good to see you, how are ya? man. remember how we used to talk about the shadows on the wall together. gosh that was a long time ago. but hey. sure is one heck of a sun out here, right? it's good to see you.

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Million dollar idea

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Source

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An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

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SOMEONE IS FIGHTING SPAMTON AT WORK

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i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!

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this clip makes me so emotional. i feel like this sometimes, at night especially. That the whole wide world may swallow me whole. That i’m wide-eyed in the face of god. that I’m not a victim of smallness but rather its loving disciple.

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the online phenomenon that drives me the most crazy that i never see people talk about in my circles is the tiktok shop ecosystem

for those who don't know because you don't use tiktok (i don't blame you, i only learn about these things through my boyfriend): you can sell things on tiktok. but because it's a video platform, this means you have to make videos promoting whatever you're selling. so basically what this means is you get a bunch of people in their early 20s going "omg look at this, you NEED this in your life" about some bullshit they bought in bulk as part of a drop shipping scam

for a while it was freeze dried skittles. that was the trend. a bunch of people would do videos where they try freeze dried skittles and act like they're the best snack ever that you NEED to try RIGHT NOW—and oh, would you look at that? they have a shop link where they receive commission. recently there's been this shirtless guy who's trying really hard to sell people on some overpriced low calorie meringues, including multiple videos where he puts them in a bowl with milk and tries to pitch them as a healthier alternative to sugary cereal. there's also a LOT of people trying to sell mouth tape right now—not as a (questionable) way to stop snoring, but specifically due to claims that if you stop mouth breathing in your sleep it'll lead to some kind of miraculous transformation of your jawline

it's just an insane ecosystem all around. online grifting in its purest form. some straight up flimflamming. they'd sell literal snake oil if they could. we're gonna run out of electricians because people wanna become tiktok shop influencers instead