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Jason Pargin book release update per email list:

Book 5 in the John Dies at the End series, fall of 2026.

Book 4 in the Zoey Ashe series, spring of 2028.

A standalone novel in the horror genre, fall of 2029.

Book 6 in the John Dies at the End series, fall of 2031.

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Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

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dont stand between a man and his toys

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shooting myself in the back of the head so my suicide looks suspicious and i waste everyones time

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when cishet guy friends tease me about being a lesbian and ask how i "know" i'm gay i like to go "well have YOU ever had sex with a man?" and when they say no (they always say no) i go "then how do you know you're not into men?" and like... what IS it with how insecure cishet men who are scared of gay thoughts always assume they would bottom. like they talk like that's the inevitable outcome if they were to ever get bicurious. today i hit these two guys at work with a "what, are you scared?" and they frantically described to the most detailed prophetic visions of the biggest burliest bear topping them to death. which could mean nothing

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i had to

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im gods weakest faggot

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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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Stuffed Animal dashboard simulator

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pray for me human put me in the wash on fucking hot water im never gonna be the same colors

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got left outside in the backyard but this is kinda nice actually im okay with this (:

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the hawks

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🐉shinyscales Follow

this is bullshit ive been bragging to everyone in the toy chest because my tag says i was made with love but i got torn today and guess what. its just stuffing inside

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lol imagine having stuff inside you lmao

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i literally see you outside the window looking smug. log off

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FELL OFF THE BED HELP HELP HELP HELP

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WHY ARE YOU POSTING ON PLUSHBLR INSTEAD OF KEEPING WATCH FOR MONSTERS THATS YOUR HUMANS ROOM

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lets not spread body dysmorphia on plushblr guys

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op casually ignoring stuffed animals with different colored fabric for eyes

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some of us dont even have eyes!

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i know animals are allowed to see normal plushies moving and talking but whats the rule for dog toys.

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what breed of dog op

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poodle? does it matter?

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no i just wanted to remind you your lifespan can be measured in days

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man come on

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Toby Fox being worried about fans having a negative reception to characters he likes or finds funny (Spamton, Tenna, etc) feels a bit silly given how excellent he is at writing until you remember that a) even the best of writers still feel insecure about things and get anxiety and b) literally everything about the fandom reception to Alphys at launch

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The Jottun - The Ritual (2017) by Keith Thompson

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um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that

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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead

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after storm

watercolor, gouache

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Protect trans kids at all costs 💜