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because it is only one little cubie

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no, actually, i can’t be friends with someone who has opposing political views. this is mostly due to the fact my views are “people deserve rights”

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Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week

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there's something about august that makes you want to stop time

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I saw this post on Facebook today, and was gonna make a joke about how he's so good in the lab because, when it comes to experiment samples, he knows you gotta keep 'em separated.

But I happened to search the lyric online really quick, and found this:

AMAZING. It's actually where the line came from! Bravo, sir.

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recently watched two critically acclaimed 2025 film releases back to back and. Well.

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ALL kinktober submissions must include:

A description DURING sex of the lovers' tripartite relationship with God.

A scene that takes place BEFORE sex that makes it clear that it is NOT secular.

A scene AFTER which CONDEMNS or SHOWS AMBIVALENCE toward EMBODIMENT.

A depiction of both people SUBMISSIVE before God.

It must be thoroughly clear that a SPIRITUAL LOVE is coming and the bodily habits associated with it will gradually come to WITHER AWAY.

Please make it clear whether or not your characters think that the BOLSHEVIKS are the object of the APOCALYPTIC LONGING of our POETS.

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Kinktober? Or Kinklesstober?

2025's Kinktober erotic writing ceremonies have been marred by what many call excessive rules about certain kinks, in opposition to the spirit of the writing prompt. Here are some of the more controversial rules:

Homosexuality is allowed but it has to be respectable "Brokeback Mountain" homosexuality, it may not be John Waters or Gregg Araki homosexuality. Andy Warholism is allowed with supervision.

Consent between characters must be given in written form, not only implied verbal consent. All forms must be stamped in triplicate by the Papal authority, or if on a planet where no Papacy exists, form their local religious practitioner, unless said practitioner is involved in the sex act, which is not allowed, unless it is by their law.

BDSM is allowed, but there can be only B and not D unless D is sustained without S or M. Furthermore, if DS>SM, D must be divisible by B and M cannot take place if BD

Age differences may not exceed 33 years, or 1/3 of the lifespan of the species if not human. However, if the lifespan exceeds 300 years, the elder of the two must not exceed 66% of the age of the younger of the couple, or if a polycule, the combined ages of the three must not exceed 180% of the total age of the youngest, or be lower than 15% of the average of elder two, unless they are vampires or aliens, in which case the eldest must not exceed 300% of the total of the younger members minus the average age of consent for that species.

"Furry" literature is allowed by may not include accurate representations of the genitals of the animals involved, with exceptions for ducks and mammals not known to have a baculum or baubellum, or fictional genital bone.

No representations of alien tongues on human clitorae are allowed whatsoever. Furthermore any description of an alien tongue that could pleasure a human clitoris will be unacceptable, such as the tongue of the Fermendori Madonics of Telluride Beta whose taste buds not only throb with their hot, hot blood as they lick but hold the most subtle electrical current that tickles just enough to make Jessica cum as the massive chartreuse warrior king of Gleglogleg rubbed the right fork of his lingual organ over her lips, she felt the tingle begin and the taste buds tease her clit, burrowing past its hood to nibble like gentle teeth as the orgasm swelled up from deep inside her. She moaned despite the proximity of the guards who would kill them both for their forbidden lust, her mind could no longer entertain such concerns as the burning, sparkling alien tongue annihilated the dam that held back her pleasured flood and she began to explode all over his glistening face before he thrust her against the wall and stuffed his colossal tricornuate hemi-member into her- Uh…

Nothing involving angels in a sexual context is allowed.

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my favorite thing about john gaius is that i often need to be reminded that he's evil. like i'll be trucking along engaging with him as a normal guy who's just a bit of a dick. i don't like him much, he makes some bad choices, says some insensitive things, but he's just john. he's just john who's a bit of a dick. he could be your manager at any retail job, a teacher with an annoying grading policy, a relative you don't like visiting. sometimes illogical, sometimes insensitive, sometimes failing to read the room, as people sometimes do. and then something happens. he says something, does something, and the john normalguy facade slips for just an instant, just a moment, and i go "ohhhh right he's an evil wizard who wiped out all life on earth and then crowned himself god-emperor of a warmongering necromancer space empire and he's currently wearing a crown made from the bones of human babies. i had. forgotten."

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actually we don't talk enough about kiriona killing crux and how heartbreaking that scene it is. imagine growing up being beaten and kicked and kept prisoner and being locked away and told that you are nothing if not a big mistake. now imagine then finding out that it is just untrue. not because you have found your value as a person and bla bla bla but because it turns out that you're the child of like, the most important guy in the whole universe. you go back home and you finally, finally get to prove your abuser wrong! you did all of that to me and yet look! i'm actually so very important and i deserved to live amd you were wrong all along!

and yet that is not enough. you show to your abuser that they were wrong, like, you treated me like shit when i am a big deal, and they say, i don't care, that doesn't change anything. you are still something that deserved to get beaten and kicked and locked away. but, hey, since you're a big fucking deal, you get to kill this guy. you get to kill the man that has abused you all your life. you get to give the man that has been terrorizing you since childhood what he deserves. sweet revenge. it doesn't feel good. you are a big fucking deal and he is dead. you still were beaten and kicked and kept like prisoner. you still have been nothing if not a big mistake for much longer than you have been the child of the emperor.

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tumblr user FOOLISHLY reblogs to the WRONG BLOG and is EXECUTED INMEDIATELY

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darn it

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any sufficiently advanced friendship is indistinguishable from some freakey deakey sex bullshit

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woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

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>ask if he's an actual leftist or a liberal who wants to feel cool

>he laughs "it's a good ideology"

>look inside

>blood and cartilage and bone and sinew and he's screaming and he's screaming and he's screaming and h