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sex is a lot like fnafb. you use a dragon dildo. you inhale dong. michael jackson is there.

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Playing fnaf

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is that...supposed to happen?

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golden animatronics + golden by fall out boy x

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changed my url but nobody cares bc nobody follows me ripip

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FIVE NIGHTS AT FUCKBOY’S - Your guide to speedrunning!

due to my recent success of a 1:34:07 speedrun of Five Nights at Fuckboy’s, I decided to make a guide explaining how I did it.

First thing you’re going to want to do is punch the kitchen door until Freddy says “ok this isn’t working”. Keep punching it again and again until you receive the dragon dildo. Equip it. This will give you max damage right off the bat.

Beat Alpha Party hats until you reach about level 5/6. You have a 1/35 chance of getting a Kingly Hook while doing this as well.

After Freddy has reached level 5, head into Pirate’s Cove to activate Foxy’s quest. Go down the West Hallway, and into the Supply Closet to pick up the lighter. Return to Pirate Cove, and then head over to Backstage.

Defeat the Alpha Party hat. Once BB activates, buy the lighter back, as well as all of Freddy’s skills. Use any leftover tokens to buy pizzas and sodas.

Burn down Pirate Cove, and get Foxy.

Farm Alpha Party hats until they drop the Kingly Hook. If you already have it from beating hats in the past, equip it. As soon as you get it, equip it.

Head down the West Hallway into the West Hall Corner. Open the chest to get the kitchen key.

Head back up to the kitchen and get Chica.

Farm Alpha hats until Chica is at least level 5.

Continue to return to BB as your pizza/soda supply dwindles.

Head into the bathroom and farm Beta party hats until they drop the Everything Cupcakes.

Once you get the Everything Cupcakes, equip them. Refill on pizzas/sodas. You should also have enough tokens to buy all of Foxy and Chica’s skills. Make those a priority over healing items.

Head over to Backstage and talk to Bonnie to activate Bonnie’s Head quest.

Head into the girl’s bathroom. Freddy is scared of shattering his fragile masculinity, so he will send Chica in alone.

With the Everything Cupcakes, the party hat should be very easy. Once the BB activates, head over to the side and open the chest. It will have Bonnie’s Head Voucher inside. 

Head out of the Girl’s Bathroom. Freddy will say he’s over it, and the next time you enter the GB, Freddy will come in too.

Head back into the Girl’s Bathroom, and buy the special offer from BB. You will receive Bonnie’s head. Buy any pizzas/sodas you need before leaving.

Head back over to Backstage and get Bonnie.

Go into Pirate’s Cove and farm Gamma Party hats until they drop the Kingly Guitar. Equip it when you get it. Make sure to keep returning to BB if you need to.

Once you have the Kingly Guitar, head back down the West Hall, and into the Supply Closet. Fight the hat in there. With the Kingly weapons and the dragon dildo, this fight shouldn’t even take a minute. Once the BB activates, buy any skills you don’t have. 

Head back up, and go down the East Hall, to the East Hall Corner

Fight the Omega party hat. Once BB activates, buy all the best equipment - but not the weapons since you already have the best weapons (nothing is better than the Kingly, Everything, and Dragon items). Now your team has the best items you can get in the game, with top def and top attack.

Farm tokens if you need to. Make sure to replenish your stock of pizzas/sodas as well. It might be smart to start buying birthday presents and cakes now as well.

If your entire team isn’t level 20, farm party hats until your entire team is level 20.

After you have maxed your team, head into the dining area and take on the first two cameras. After two cameras are killed, the Puppet timer activates. You must go back to the Puppet once every 5 minutes to avoid being attacked by the Puppet. Make sure to hit him before going to kill something other than party hats. 

Defeat the Backstage Camera, the Bathroom Camera, and Pirate’s Cove camera.

Replenish your pizzas/sodas. You’ll need them, as well as birthday presents and cakes. Farm around if you need more tokens. At this point, Gammas would be your best option since you can’t absorb Omega hats’ blows.

Take on Toy Freddy. He is standing on the Show Stage. Once he is slain, hit the puppet, and heal up. Make sure to talk to the fake BB on the stage as well.

Take on Toy Bonnie. He is Backstage. Once he is slain, hit the puppet, and heal up.

Take on Toy Chica. She is in the Boy’s Restroom. Once she is slain, hit the puppet, and heal up.

Take on The Mangle. She is in Pirate’s Cove. Once she is slain, hit the puppet, and heal up.

Now your team should have all of their combo skills. Next, you’ll want to defeat the remainder of the cameras. There is one in the West Hall, the Supply Closet, the West Hall Corner, the East Hall, and the East Hall Corner. 

Once all the cameras have been slain, the sound that indicates the power going out in FNAF 1 is heard. Next, heal up and wait for the puppet timer to end. Fight the puppet. He should be fairly easy to kill.

Once you get the 2 million tokens the puppet drops, head over to the East Hall Corner BB and max out everything. You’ll have enough tokens to buy 99 of everything - yes, X-Large, cakes, Birthday Presents - max them all out to 99.

Head into the office and kill Golden Freddy.

Once you think the game has ended after GF is slain, the power will go out and BB will make his grand appearance. 

This battle is the very reason why you need to max all your items out to 99. The Puppetmaster is a very long battle. You’ll need lots of cakes, lots of sodas, lots of pizzas. You’ll need to use your combo skills, spam the FUCK out of Backup Bash, Plank Walk, and Tophat Toss. Use Chica as a healer in this battle rather than a fighter.

Once the Puppetmaster is slain, the credits will roll, and you have won the game.

Here’s some tips to help you kill things quickly-

My usual first move in a battle is to have Freddy use Tophat Toss, Foxy to Plank Walk, Chica to Fearless Flight, and Bonnie to Backup Bash.

Spam the EVERLOVING fUCK out of Backup Bash. When it hits, IT HITS HARD. It literally took me less than a minute to kill the Puppet because Backup Bash hit twice in a row. BACKUP BASH IS LITERALLY KEY.

Try to rely on X-Large and Large pizzas more than Pizza Pass. Those heal up more.

Caffeine Revival is only useful when you’re running low on cakes.

When somebody can use a combo skill, MAKE SURE THAT ANIMATRONICS SKILL IS AT FULL. Having it less than at full will cut off the combo short. If it requires you to take a turn to heal them up, DO IT. It’ll help so much and deal out more damage.

For Foxy’s combo skill, spam Plank Walk and Rushdown.

For Freddy’s combo skill, spam Tophat Toss.

For Bonnie’s combo skill, spam Backup Bash and Bunny Hop. DO NOT use Guitar Smash until you fight the Puppetmaster, as it will destroy your Kingly Guitar.

For Chica’s combo skill, spam Fearless Flight and Scream.

Use shift to speed up your party. This helps you get to the Puppet faster in tight situations. 

Large pizzas and X-Large pizzas are more efficient for battles. Medium pizzas are more efficient for after battle healing.

just please...backup bash for the love of god use backup bash

I hope this guide helps! If you have any questions, shoot me a message!

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sometimes I feel like I should put more effort into this blog and then I'm like nah

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it’s me

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happy transgender day of visibility! {he/him}

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i’ve been working on animatronic (specifically toy) hands all day bc i need the most improvement on that but p soon i should have a drawing that im confident enough to post on here eee

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does toy bonnie have footstep noises when he moves in the desktop version of FNAF2? I never noticed them until I played mobile.

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God damn Bonbon and your stupid slide-by bullshit

rebornica this is your fault

Mark’s video :O [x] (the spook is like 12 minutes in)

Here’s a still-frame btw

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“One of the animatronics caught in a revolving door.”

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“Freddy trying to put on a vest but he just ends up tearing it. “

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MADE A QUICK FOXY BLINK GIF :D

I hope ya like it!~