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my buff bff Killian

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doberman femme bulldog butch what’s better than this

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idk man, I just think it's so powerful when fat ppl love each other's bodies, eat whatever the hell they want & have hot gay sex

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nice magnus archives fanart. yes skinnyjon/fatmartin is always a hit. now consider if jon were also fat—no I know he’s the “cool edgy” one and Martin’s the “soft tender” one and so it’s difficult for you to understand the concep—no, I get it. You don’t have to start crying. Take my hands—okay good—take a deep breath with me. Are you with me? Okay, now imagine if the spooky edgy character could be spooky and edgy and also fat—ah, you’re crying again

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This time the fanfiction I will be demanding is not Barry adopting another Barbarian, or even any fun crossover dynamics, and instead just Gorgug being forced to hang out with Arthur and "Old Gilly" as he works overtime with them to solve the Time Quangle. Just this teenager constantly having to go Quangle himself and interact with bizzare fucking strangers, and then return and deal with the last two fuckint people he wants to see. Sometimes Ayda's there but she actually gets to leave to go on dates with Fig. Gorgug asks/nearly begs to come with, but Ayda has just learned about the concept of Third Wheeling and insists that no Third Wheeling of any kind gets in the way of her make out sessions. It's just Arthur Gorgug and Gilear. Gorgug hates every second of this. Worst extra credit assignment ever.

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So hot of Siobhan/Rowan to just end every other encounter on the very first action lmao, Brennan's like "okay here is a big villian to fight" and Siobhan's like "yeah sure, anyway, I rolled a 24 on initiative and I have a spell for that"

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brennan lee mulligan really couldn't make it through the introduction scene of a transfem character without making a joke about her genitals god damn

the joke wasn't even funny someone asked her zodiac and she said "Ophiuchus" which means Serpent Bearer. The punchline is literally just "woman has penis"

and this is in a series where one of the main characters is a trans man and his transness is treated with a lot of respect, both by other characters and the cast itself

transmisogyny is the rule, and it looks like dimension 20 is no exception

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it's good that we're saying "i don't feel guilty about pleasure im not Catholic" but we also need to start saying "i don't feel self-righteous about being overworked I'm not Puritan"

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was just reminded of the naddpod live show i went to where the first words spoken by emily axford upon her character being introduced were “i’ve been fucking my way across bahumia and i need a beer to wash the taste of druid pussy out of my mouth.” and then she cast blight

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emily axford was the first worm girl back in 2016 when she, heartbroken, asked her husband "you wouldn't fuck me if i was a rabbit?"

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Do you ever think about how weird it must be for people to see the Oracle and the Saint of Doubt as besties. Like, these concepts should not overlap.

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Sometimes I think about Omar Najam playing Prince Andhera and getting a million messages like "OMG thank you king for this Autistic rep" and Omar being like "wow fam I love you your headcanons are all valid but I just played Andhera as a regular guy, like me" and then getting diagnosed a few months later.

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Not seeing enough talk about Smartypants so I’ll make my own posts. Cannot emphasize how thinly related this was to what was being discussed

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Alexandrite got me thinking I’m not gonna lie.

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JUNIOR YEAR HERE WE COME

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I imagine me at the table is exactly how Riz was at the party, just sitting in the corner having no fun being like “….what did we miss.”

Murph literally just being Riz is my favourite thing so I had to do a screenshot redraw of this moment from the adventuring party 🎉