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*after the Squad's plan goes horribly wrong*

Beomgyu: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding Sunghoon.

Niki: For the record, I already found them.

Yeonjun: And you let them get away before we could have a meaningful conversation.

Niki: They stabbed me!

Beomgyu: I'm surprised they waited this long, Niki. We've all had the urge.

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Sunghoon: Beomgyu, you'll be working with Niki and Yeonjun.

Beomgyu: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Everyone else: *blank stares*

Beomgyu: ...Of people on a team.

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Hyunjin: I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime... which should I do?

Chan: Please don’t get arrested.

Hyunjin: No promises! <3

Minho: Why not both? Get creative!

Hyunjin: Wonderful suggestion, thank you.

Chan: Please don’t encourage them, Minho.

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Hyunjin: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.

Hyunjin: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

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It’s real guys…

Bang Chan and Maniac the puppy ♡ Buzzfeed Puppy Interview teaser

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I haven’t posted in a while….so I decided to create some wallpapers for your phone or tablet

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Chan: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Minho: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Chan: Yes!

Felix: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Chan: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.

Minho, amazed: Wow...

Felix, to Minho: Well what does that mean?

Minho: I don't know.

Minho, to Chan: What does that mean?

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Yo happy pride month!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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Chan: Hey Minho,

Minho: Yes?

Chan: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Minho:

Minho: Where’s Han?

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Chan: How's the sexiest person here~? Minho: I don't know, how are they~? Chan, flustered: I- Han, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

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Chan: Hey, Minho? Can I get some dating advice? Minho: Just because I’m with Han doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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Chan: We need a distraction. Minho: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Han, whispering: My time has come

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Chan: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Minho: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Chan: Absolutely not.

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*The squad is having dinner together* Ten: Yangyang, can you pass the salt? Yangyang: *Throws Haechan across the table*

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Taeyong: If Ten and I were drowning, who would you save? Jisung : You two can’t swim? Ten: It’s a hypothetical question, Jisung ! who would you save? Jisung : my time and effort.