spritzonthefritz
spritzonthefritz
SpritzOnTheFritz
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idk She/Her - He/Him - They/Them
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spritzonthefritz · 8 days ago
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spritzonthefritz · 8 days ago
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This is what Nick Rye would show Carmina at like 6 minutes old 😙
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spritzonthefritz · 11 days ago
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Three suffering British narrators walk into a bar
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spritzonthefritz · 14 days ago
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Father and spice
my favorite frames :)
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spritzonthefritz · 28 days ago
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I am so freaking tired!!
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spritzonthefritz · 1 month ago
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Trevor’s love language is car crash
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spritzonthefritz · 2 months ago
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Reblog to make it die faster
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spritzonthefritz · 2 months ago
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spritzonthefritz · 3 months ago
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LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED
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spritzonthefritz · 4 months ago
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HOORAH MOUNTAIN MAN
just a fun theory what if the trials is how jacob sees the world. because not only is the trials in the grand view hotel a broken and bloody mess, in the last trial when you get out of the whitetails bunker the trees are on fire and the sky’s red. while for everyone it’s just normal. expect for pratt..obviously.
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spritzonthefritz · 6 months ago
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as promised, some very suggestive melee lines from everyone’s favorite brothers
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spritzonthefritz · 7 months ago
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A poem dedicated to my big brother
(Cw: Dark themes and suicide)
Favorite Song.
His favorite song fills my ears with melancholy and anger as the singer begins to scream the chorus near the end, dabbing my self in a fancy beer i couldn’t care for; My feet feel as if they were getting heavier almost as heavy as a weight, as they press further down on the petal. speeding on the tiny and cramped roads without disregard for others, anger and pain in my head for The memories those bastards took away. The trees whisper a sweet somber song for me to join them; promising peace and safety. every moral instinct is telling me not to. But as the trees beg like a little kid asking for forgiveness..i can’t help it. Going 120mph i wrap my car around a tree like a bow you’d see on a Christmas present. my car lit up in flames. lighting the surrounding trees with a amber glow. The last, and final thing, I ever hear, is the last lyric, to his favorite song.
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spritzonthefritz · 7 months ago
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I think bloodhound broke that “don’t blow a fuse” rule
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spritzonthefritz · 7 months ago
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Happy Fusehound anniversary to all those who celebrate
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spritzonthefritz · 7 months ago
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cw/ gore
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↓ standalone ver.
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spritzonthefritz · 8 months ago
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I made a compilation of all of Fuse’s lines when using Bloodhound’s copy cat ability in the Halloween event, enjoy!
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spritzonthefritz · 8 months ago
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”Do you like stars?”
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