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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
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Landlord wants the grass cut in the middle of a heat wave ohh my god THE GRASS KEEPS THINGS COOL
our yard has more fireflies out of the entire neighborhood, it attracts flycatchers and several insectivorous species I fucking hate lawn culture so much
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Segments from a commercial for officially licensed 2017 flying Winged Yoshi and Cape Mario toys.
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people are getting high as fuck on new stupid drug called "night drawing" its making them stay iup all the goddamn night drawing. and brother let me tell you. the drawings. not even good
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being an intersex person who isnt a waifish hairless elf devoid of any visible sex characteristics i honestly think if i was a fictional character id be denounced as a transphobic stereotype
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Name: Little Beepo
Skill: Fucking Miserable
Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.
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come on kid, lets go save DELTARUNE..... chapters 3 + 4!
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let it be known if you are writing a character and she isnt a girl, you can improve her by making her a girl. this is objectively better writing. trust
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Ball lightning while visiting a parking lot… Ball lightning is a rare phenomenon described as luminescent, spherical objects that vary from pea-sized to several meters in diameter....
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You'll find your fate on the path you take to avoid it.
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