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"Quiet is overrated heart emoji."

[He creaks his head, grinning further.]

"You are so silly! So silly billy! So silly. Silly! Silly silly silly silly sillyyyyy."

[...the furry yellow creature was staring unblinkingly...]

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"...ah, hello. may i help you?"

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"I'm Simon! The Friendlyest Sprunki!"

[He said, his tone seeming to indicate that he had recited this over and over multiple times before.]

"And you seem to need! A friend! Giggles! Sniffs you!"

[...the furry yellow creature was staring unblinkingly...]

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"...ah, hello. may i help you?"

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[It let out a giggle.]

"You smell like...old. Smiles at you!"

[...the furry yellow creature was staring unblinkingly...]

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"...ah, hello. may i help you?"

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"HAHA! OF COURSE...OF COURSE YOU AREN'T THE TYPE TO BE SO EASILY CAGED.

SO. WHAT IS YOUR PLAN NOW, LITTLE BIRD? DO YOU HAVE ONE?

OR WILL YOU LET YOUR INTUITION DECIDE? OR RATHER...YOUR HEART?

I AM EAGER TO WATCH EITHER WAY."

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“ I plan to leave the mark of my lord on this world. It is yet another realm for him to conquer. I sense that there is another powerful god present, and I will need to start preparations early. I will prepare things for his arrival for easy transition from this world back to my original. ”

  [ Opening his wings, flapping them and taking off into the night sky and heading towards the woods. ]

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"I TAKE IT THAT YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF BOREDOM?

ONE WEEK...IN THAT LITTLE CRAMPED PLACE. SUCH A BORE.

BUT THEN AGAIN...I BELIEVE THAT TIME MAY EXTEND IF YOU ATTEMPT TO ESCAPE. STAYING IS, REGRETFULLY, THE SMARTER DECISION.

...DO THEY EVEN HAVE BOARD GAMES IN THERE?"

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  [ Oh, he does have a sense of boredom. It was just hard to reach it. He's been trapped in the void, in cells that are actually made to hold someone like him in place… but this one? It wasn't anything special. In fact, the voice came back at the perfect time to see what he was up to. ]

“ It is a surprisingly light punishment. ”

  [ Sitting in the nest he had made from the bedding that the sheriff brought to him, covering himself with his wings. He chanted something in a strange language under his breath, and suddenly… he was outside. In the cell, there was a near perfect copy of him right where he was before. ]

“ However I have had more than enough time to soothe myself. Board games… they are most fun when you trap the participants in them and watch your new little pawns wander around in them, lost forever. ”

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OH, YOU ARE MAD.

I AM NOT ONE TO JUDGE, HOWEVER. I WOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING SIMILAR.

BUT WHAT NOW? HOW LONG WILL YOU STAY IN THIS PRISON?

OR ARE YOU GETTING OUT AT ALL?

WILL THEY TRANSFER YOU TO A PORTABLE CAGE AND CARRY YOU AROUND? WILL THEY PRINT NUMBERS ON YOUR SKIN? LIKE LIVESTOCK?

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“ I am not mad. I do not hold anger inside me at this moment. I allowed this to happen. It would cause more trouble with beloved if I broke the sheriff's arms in twenty one places. ”

  [ Tweeting to Hansen from inside the cell after he was yelled at to calm down, flicking only his hat off of his head. ]

“ Ah, I am too old to be sold. I was set for demolition at my selling age. There is a branding underneath my feathers to show for it. If anything, I would be put down. Oh, but I would just wake up again. Death does not mean an end for me. It just means waking up again. Mmh. Another headache. I do feel like there are little creatures trying to push my skull open at this very moment. ”

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LOVE DOES THINGS TO A PERSON.

TERRIBLE THINGS.

BUT YOU DON'T REGRET IT, DO YOU?

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“ Of course I do not. ”

  [ Now sprawled out on the floor, hooting and causing a ruckus. Sighing and swooning, kicking mindlessly at the wall. ]

“ You see… my actions must speak to him as loud as my sermons. The booming voice of my preaching must stain the minds of all who listen, as my behaviors today will to the back of his eyeballs! He will see me in his dreams, whenever he blinks, the mug I licked before I washed it for him! His toothbrush that I have now made mine… we are… connected! Hhooohohohohohoooo!~ "

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AW, HOW SICKLY SWEET OF YOU.

AND HOW DO YOU THINK THIS WHOLE ORDEAL WOULD SAVE ANYONE, HUH?

LOOKS LIKE A MESS. SOUNDS LIKE A MESS.

...PROBABLY SMELLS LIKE A MESS TOO.

HM. AND YET I AM CURIOUS. YOU HAVE AN INTRIGUING MIND, LITTLE BIRD.

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“ Now, for instance, they are safe from me. ”

  [ Rattling the bars, a few things in the room starting to float around as the eye on his forehead opened… then they clattered back down. ]

“ Keeping me from where I wish to go. Who I wish to see. I have the ability to break these bars, to set myself free. Oh, but he is out there, no doubt thinking of me… wether it be of fear or joy, I must wait and see. ”

  [ A small giggle, leaning against the bars and sliding down them. The voice in his head was not helping his case. He looks fucking insane. He WAS, but this just made it even worse. ]

“ Poor little sheriff out there all alone, got too close to treasure that was not his to own. ”

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HAH! HAHA! WELL, ISN'T THIS A SIGHT?

WHAT HAD GOTTEN INTO YOU, LITTLE BIRD? YOU'RE ALL LOCKED UP NOW, IN A CAGE.

YOU NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY SINNER.

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  [ Hissing at the sheriff as he was shoved into the cell, growling as he walked off. Soon enough, the owl found himself pacing in circles, muttering and plucking feathers off of himself. ]

“ I may have gotten… over-excited. ”

  [ His voice was totally flat. Like he wasn't shivering and acting like a freak, talking to himself in a cell. ]

“ It may do Nimbus well to talk to someone his age. I will only stay for his sake. It is not a new experience, to be in a cage. ”

  [ Now heading over to the bars, tapping on them incredibly fast with his talons. ]

“ My lord says he is amused. Says I deserve it. I may not know why, but here I will rot for him. I am no sinner. I am a savior. I will save those from sin. ”

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OH, HOW FLATTERING! THE OWL THINKS I'M A SPECIAL LITTLE VOICE. SO SWEET.

I DO SAY, YOU DO INTRIGUE ME, LUCIAN. YOU'RE DIFFERENT. YOU DON'T SHUDDER.

I LIKE A FRESH MEAL EVERY NOW AND THEN.

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“ I am simply stating the truth. You are no normal voice, are you not? ”

  [ Gathering the ingredients into a dark, woven basket, holding his talons over them with a glare. With a single look… each one that seemed alive turned terrified and stopped trying to bite and escape. Even plants were scared of the cultist, it seemed. ]

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OH, BUT CAN YOU REALLY BLAME ANYONE FOR THAT?

YOU ARE RATHER RECOGNIZABLE FROM AFAR. ESPECIALLY THE SCENT. YOU'RE LUCKY THAT WE, UNFORTUNATELY, DON'T EAT PEOPLE ANYMORE.

THOUGH YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT HIDE AND SEEK, ARE YOU?

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  [ He doesn’t even flinch. The owl was out in the crooked woods, collecting alchemical ingredients. Not normal plants- as those often wilted as he got near. These were different. Not pretty little flowers, but twisted gnarled roots, petals sporting eyes on the center, and teeth that tried to bite at his hands. ]

“ I have no need to hide from a creature who will be fated to find me nonetheless. ”

  [ Just as he hunted down his own prey, the unnatural hunted him down just the same. …he found it exhilarating at times. ]

“ Your attempts to unsettle leave me unscathed. I can tell you are far different from the other voices. Now, is there something you needed? Or is it your goal to frighten? I imagine you will only find disappointment if that is the case. ”

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WELL, WELL. YOU'VE CAUGHT MY EYE, LITTLE AVIAN.

YOU ARE THE SO-CALLED LUCIAN, YES?

A PLEASURE TO FINALLY MEET YOU.

I CERTAINLY HOPE YOU LIKE GAMES, OR THIS WOULD BE YOUR UNLUCKIEST DAY. :)

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  [ Ah, strange voices speaking to him once more… it isn’t a rare thing for him. The cultist tended to attract the attention of strange company. Usually harmful! He also was just truly going mad… many things in his head were his mind being delusional and violent. ]

“ That is correct. I suppose there is little to no purpose in introducing myself anymore. It seems my identity is known by most beings that approach by now. ”

  [ His reputation was to thank for that. While civilians and mortals avoided and didn’t see him, the creatures and beasts on the other side loved to watch him- and toy with him. He’s like a symbol of bad luck. ]

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"Kill you...?'

[The creature paused for a moment, its smile fading. But then...]

"...heh...haha...haha! Hahahaha!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

[It started laughing maniacally, its grip on Abby firm.]

"HAHAHAHAHA!! LAUGHING!! Kill you?! FUNNY! FUNNY JOKE!! HAHAHAHAHA!!"

RP Prompt for @thegiantsavior

plz plz PLZZZ bless me with your SiVior sshenanigans (not forcing)

[ An aquatic Sprunki was standing around, a hardcover book nestled firmly in her grasp as she skimmed through the contents within... ]

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[It flinched a little when Abby threw the coins at it. It leaned down, curiously sniffing the Goldies...before slurping up one of them.]

"...ick-!"

[It quickly spat the coin out, sticking out its tongue.]

"Not nums. Hmf..."

[It then turned its eyes towards Abby, its stare wide and unblinking.]

"Hmmmm..."

RP Prompt for @thegiantsavior

plz plz PLZZZ bless me with your SiVior sshenanigans (not forcing)

[ An aquatic Sprunki was standing around, a hardcover book nestled firmly in her grasp as she skimmed through the contents within... ]

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[...

A low, trill-like sound can be heard in the darkness.]

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[Capy sat lazily on a hill, eating some grass like any old Capybara would and listening to some good ol' drum n' bass]

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". . .s O me One tHer E?"

[The voice that spoke sounded eerily like his. It came from somewhere behind the trees, cloaked in shadows.]

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[Capy sat lazily on a hill, eating some grass like any old Capybara would and listening to some good ol' drum n' bass]

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[Rustle rustle.

Something was nearby.]

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[Capy sat lazily on a hill, eating some grass like any old Capybara would and listening to some good ol' drum n' bass]