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I FOUND IT. MY FAVORITE SHIP DYNAMIC. I KNOW NOW.

IT’S WHEN THEY’RE REACH OTHER’S EXCEPTION.

HAIKAVEH. ALHAITHAM IS ALWAYS LOGICAL AND SELFISH AND DOESN’T BOTHER TAKING THE TIME TO CONVINCE PEOPLE OF THINGS HE KNOWS ARE TRUE IF THEY DON’T BELIEVE IT. BUT WITH KAVEH? THEY BICKER AND FIGHT AND ALHAITHAM THROWS ALL HIS APATHY OUT THE WINDOW. AND KAVEH? HE’S GENEROUS AND ROMANTIC AND WAY TOO KIND FOR HIS OWN GOOD. BUT WITH ALHAITHAM? HE LETS HIMSELF BE RUDE AND PRISSY AROUND HIM BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE WON’T LASH OUT AT HIM FOR IT.

CHILUC. I MEAN DAMN, THIS ONE SPEAKS FOR ITSELF?????? THE ONE THING EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT DILUC IS HIS HATRED FOR THE FATUI. HE TRIED TO TAKE DOWN THE ENTIRE ORGANIZATION BY HIMSELF WHEN HE WAS BARELY AN ADULT FOR GODS SAKE. BUT WITH CHILDE? HE LETS HIMSELF BE KIND TO HIM—A FATUI HARBINGER OF ALL PEOPLE. AND CHILDE IS LOYAL TO HIS COUNTRY AND THE TSARITSA ABOVE ALL ELSE. SHE GAVE HIM HIS PURPOSE, AFTER ALL. BUT WITH DILUC? HE’S DEVOTED AND CARING AND LOVING IN A WAY HE ON,Y SHOWS HIS WORK.

NEUVILI. ZHONGLI LITERALLY FAKED HIS OWN DEATH TO GET AWAY FROM HIS PAST. AND YET HERE HE IS FRATERNIZING WITH THE HYDRO DRAGON SOVEREIGN AND DRINKING TEA TOGETHER. AND NEUVILLETE HATES THE ARCHONS. HE STANDS FURINA BECAUSE SHE NEVER WAS FOCALORS TO BEGIN WITH. BUT AGAIN, HE’S HANGING OUT WITH THE GEO ARCHON HIMSELF, ONE OF IF NOT THE OLDEST ARCHONS OUT OF THEM ALL.

GIVE ME HYPOCRISY!!!!

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the genshin fandom has misinterpreted the relationship between zhongli and neuvillette so much. like no. they don’t hate eachother. neuvi doesn’t even want violence, it’s obvious that he wants answers considering zhongli is the oldest of the seven. “but zhongli was avoiding him” yeah i would too if neuvi’s honest yapping away would reveal my identity. it’s honestly so irritating how the fandom was like “oh yeah they don’t like eachother”

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i just love me some good old fashion enemies to lovers old men yaoi. One of my fave rarepairs haha

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"let us dance in the sky," said the archon "we will teach you the steps." said the dragon.

im so normal about durin

(slight alt version under the cut! vv)

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yes he likely means a literal trial, because guess what:

he already did this to an archon before.

furina literally had a whole trial dedicated to her. 😭 it was nothing but the usual fontainian trial.

Uhm...I found another potential flaw mihoyo needs to confront about Neuvillette and his Archon Trials:

...how exactly is he playing both the Plaintiff and the Judge???

This "legal" case would present several significant flaws:

1. Conflict of Interest. Neuvillette would be responsible for both presenting their case and making decisions on the outcome, creating a clear conflict of interest. The archons don't even need to point this out, the jury would be questioning this from the get go (especially when Neuvi has never acted as both before, nor has anyone in all of fontaine's history).

2. Bias: It's likely that Neuvi would be biased in favor of his own interests (he's the one who enforced the "come to trial or there's Violence™ in the first place anyway), leading to potential unfair rulings and potentially denying the opposing party a fair trial.

3. Violation of Due Process: The principles of due process, which ensure fair treatment and impartiality in legal proceedings, would be compromised if one person held BOTH roles. I understand the PO did this but Neuvillette is not the PO and touts a lot about being impartial and true Fairness. He is not embodying that if he projects his grievances with only the PO onto the people who aren't the PO nor did they do the PO's exact crime.

4. Loss of Confidence in the Legal System. Such a setup would undermine public trust and confidence in the legal system, as it goes against fundamental principles of fairness and justice. Once again, highly doubt it has ever happened in all of Fontaine's history.

This scenario would likely be considered a severe violation of judicial ethics. It would be called a conflict of interest, where the individual holding both roles has a personal stake in the outcome of the case (Justice for Dragons™ but then again it's NOT against their actual Perpetrator™ which is THE PO), compromising the integrity of the legal process.

SOLUTION(S):

1. Get someone else to act as the Judge. Would be hilarious for it to be Furina. She'd be familiar with the court and no longer needs to speak in bias since she's not masquerading as the Archon. Additionally she has experience/understanding from both sides. Main issue of course being: topic of gods is an anxiety inducing thing for her...though this time it has nothing to do with her.

2. Someone else to act as the Plaintiff. This is iffy. It'd have to be a person with extensive knowledge on the old world and/or Teyvat's true history while being in agreement with Neuvillette. But this would also potentially spark the conflict of interest thing again, cause they could be said to be put there as an agent for Neuvillette/a slimy way for Neuvi to act in both positions.

They may be archons, but they're far from being fools. They have leagues of experience dealing with these situations; they're not walking into one that's obviously drenched in bias against them and they serve to gain nothing from it (well, nothing but harm/death and potentially affecting their denizens).

Two ways to dodge that would be to put either Furina or maybe some Natlantean on stand.

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drew this back when the oratrice meme wasn't dead

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ermm small worm on a string zhongvillette doodle 🌧️🔶

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Barbatos.... or should I call you

ᎥᏕᏖᏗᏒᎧᏖᏂ?

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new neuvillette zhongli ship name unlocked🔓:

moralette

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saurian twins

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...replayed albedo's story quest and realized something about corrosive "parallel elements" to teyvat:

ironically, aqua regia is not water, so it's actually not associated with neuvillette.

it's more aligned with the abyss and elements beyond the light realm.

we know this because water can't dissolve gold (most erosion resistant "element" of the LR, gold is immune to erosion), but an "acid" like aqua regia can.

zhongli is gold and so is his power. the only instance we have of that power being effected in anyway similar to aqua regia is power from the beyond, not from elements within.

Then, my lovely children, Like rainwater flowing into creeks, and plants growing towards the sun, Go unto a lovely place, and display your own beauty there with pride.

someone better go get albedo 😭 what did rhinedottir really have in mind for him

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Law and Order

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Chunkli 🐉 and Chunkli 🐉

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the banner of all time

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BIG KITTY!