spunsugarmusings
spunsugarmusings
Musings from a Quiet World
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A sideblog for rp memes and musings, so I don't clog my main notifications. Sideblog to dreamsofalife, currently stuck on mobile.
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spunsugarmusings · 1 month ago
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Sentence Starters: Daria (1997-2002) Quotes Edition
Starter sentences taken from various episodes of the animated teen sitcom, Daria. Some funny, some sweet, and some just bizarre. Change pronouns and tenses as necessary and enjoy!
“I don’t have low self-esteem, it’s a mistake. I have low esteem for everyone else.”
“My goal is not to wake up at forty with the bitter realization that I’ve wasted my life in a job I hate because I was forced to decide on a career in my teens.”
“It’s not the lack of friends I’m upset about, it’s the effort I put into trying.”
"Hey, look at this one! 'Kick-ass I-startup, super jazzed about expansion, seeks visionary dot-com expert for media leadership position.' Where do I sign up?!"
“Why, oh why can't she just have a substance abuse problem like a normal mom?”
"The homeless have suffered enough, don't make them wear a cotton/poly blend too!”
"You gloss over everything with a cynical joke and no one knows what you really believe in."
“I am not going to pierce my bellybutton. It never did anything to me.”
"Nothing says 'Be Mine' like a pounding heart beneath a floorboard.”
“I don't like it when I say people should die and then they do. I don't want that kind of responsibility."
“Dammit! It's my turn to say Dammit!”
“I like having low self-esteem. It makes me feel special.”
“As far as I'm concerned, the only difference between school and prison is the wardrobe.”
"Sometimes your shallowness is so thorough, it's almost like depth."
"That's the road to happiness and personal satisfaction. That's why they don't want you to take it."
"I hope the raging envy you're feeling won't affect our friendship."
"Aren't you a little worried that there might be a hell?"
"I don't like kids. I didn't even like kids when I was a kid."
"And the dish ran away with the spoon, but Hawaii was the only state that would recognize the marriage as legal."
"Some people are weird. Some are just astonishingly self-centered and deceitful."
"I guess I'd like my whole family to do something together. Something that'll really make them suffer."
"Hey, I don't follow rules. I'm rebellent."
"What's saving lives if there's no one to make out with?"
"Kissing me now would be like kissing one of those guys who wear old man pants and watch Touched by an Angel!"
"Well, when everybody gets hungry enough it'll be interesting to see who gets eaten first."
"In the eyes of the law, pain and suffering are when a surgeon leaves his pager in your spleen."
"The system sucks. Were going to have to go outside the system."
"Do it for the opportunity to look inside people's houses and find out what screwed-up tastes they have."
"How come, even in my fantasies, everyone's a jerk?"
"Money well spent, since it wasn't my money."
"Nobody messes with my girlfriend unless it's me! Die!"
"You know, being a post-apocalyptic town is going to be cool. Other towns will be scared of us."
"All I care about is that if this dream isn't the first sign of a brain tumor."
"Are you taking some kind of experimental depression medicine?"
"They're going to make it illegal to shoot squirrels? Damn it, what kind of town is this?!"
" We're the kind of friends who can't stand the sight of each other."
"We tell you over and over again that you're wonderful and you just don't get it. What's wrong with you?"
" It's a psychological test. You're automatically exempt."
"I'm going to make you fit to go out in public again!"
"Do you perhaps harbor a powerful phobia that it might actually hurt to think?"
"I don't get abstract art. Who wants to look at a bunch of squiggly six-eyed people when you can get those really pretty cat paintings on the shopping network?"
"I will kill you. And bury your body in this dress."
"One day, I found myself all grown up with my own point of view, and feeling no particular obligation to listen to anyone else's B.S. Ever."
"I don't think you've thought this through. What do you do with the hostages once you get to the airport?"
"I don't mind a few dents, but change the radio station and you're a dead man."
"Hey, what's the point of a senseless tragedy if you can't find a little humor in it?"
"We're here to see my family, not to have fun."
"I hear uncut diamonds are as good as cash on the open market."
"I heard something stirring in his room. I'm hoping it wasn't a family of raccoons."
"You know, I once lived in a tent in the yard for 6 months, waiting for someone to invite me back in the house."
"Some people say that's what drove him to madness. Others say, you know, no."
"The only books worth reading are those written in the deep, passionate waters of life."
"We are now entering Hell. Please keep your hands and elbows inside the car."
"You know that conscience I don't have? It got to me."
"I figure, being attractive and popular, that's what I'm good at. Maybe it's not that important, but, you know, it's what I can do."
"Your transparent attempt to derail my line of questioning with sarcasm has been noted."
"My hormones don't rage. Oh sure, they get mad sometimes, but then they just stop speaking to each other."
"By the way, anything eating away at your soul?"
"How about if I call the three local TV stations and tell each one that the other two are running the story?"
"These tired bones may be locked behind prison walls, but when I play this rusty old harp, my soul flies free as a bird."
" I guess if I kissed you at least my eyes would be closed."
"If you're not going to leave a flaming bag of dog crap on the doorstep, at least come in."
"Aren't teenage girls screwed up enough without you foisting your shallow values on them and making their lousy self images even worse?"
“There is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can’t be improved with pizza.”
“Stand firm for what you believe in, until and unless logic and experience prove you wrong.”
“We are here to increase our catalog of human pain.”
“It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”
“Life sucks no matter what, so don’t be fooled by location changes.”
“We are here to increase our catalog of human pain.”
“You’re not my friend because you’re like me; you’re my friend because we’re both different from them.”
"I suppose pulling out a can of mace right now would be considered bad form."
"I love hospital room movies. And I hate seeing them with guys. They always get mad because nothing blows up."
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spunsugarmusings · 1 month ago
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Mun Playlists: Vampire Edition
Another sentence starter list from the mun's personal music collection, this one themed after vampires! TW for blood, manipulation, and other associated things with vampires. Change pronouns and tenses as necessary, and enjoy!
"Although I'm beautiful, like a perfect dream, inside my soul there is a murder scene."
"I’ve been prey before, now I’m predator."
"I’m a creature who’s up to no good."
"Someone get me to the doctor, someone get me to a church!"
"And you must keep your soul like a secret in your throat."
"And you have no idea what you're up against, because I've seen what they look like."
"I'm gonna have a drink and walk around, I got a lot to think about."
"You were a vampire, and now I am nothing at all."
"They used to dance in the garden in the middle of the night."
"Anything could happen in these cathedrals we roam."
"Every now and then, I get a little bit restless and I dream of something wild."
"Every now and then, I fall apart."
"If you'll only hold me tight, we'll be holding on forever."
"I don't know what to do, and I'm always in the dark!"
"Forever's gonna start tonight."
"I never age and I'll never die, unlike all the stars in the sky."
"I am the mistress of the damned and of the children of the night."
"I have all the love I need, it is your blood I crave!"
"I am a bitch goddess from beyond your grave."
"I am neither sweet nor sincere."
"Love is just a history that they may prove."
"When you're gone, I'll tell them my religion's you."
"I don't want you, I want your blood."
"I'm at the top of the food chain, baby, and in my world you don't have a voice."
"Tonight is the night of the vampire!"
"Love those twisted teeth, but I bet you're gentle."
"We made love in the sky, now I'll never escape!"
"They come into our bed but they never escape!"
"Ain't no doors get locked, ain't no secrets get hid."
"I'd die for my Mister, and in truth, die I did."
Sink your teeth, you're in love for one night!"
"As you sleep in the day, you are mine."
"I just want your love, so don't waste my time."
"Fangs ruin any cute pout."
"I am the willing victim of a cannibal."
"She keeps on feeding while I am conceding."
"So please, won't you tear me open wide?"
"Ten thousand candles couldn't light all the darkness in your heart!"
"I'm so desperate for your sweet affliction."
"Everybody knows that home is where your teeth sink, love."
"Dying on your lips is how I wanna go!"
"Kiss me, you animal, and don't ever let me go!"
"I can't control myself because I don't know how!"
"They can fix me proper with a bit of luck."
"I'm the kind of human wreckage that you love."
"Would you like to play a card game?"
"The light in your eyes beckons to me."
"Honey, you'll never grow old."
"Why am I not dressed in white?"
"I'll be your eternal bride."
"I carry a mandrake in my bouquet, and I shiver when it screams."
"My soul is rushing right into your mouth!"
"How could you take me away from the party?"
"I'll be here forever, on this night."
"You can't escape the wrath of my heart."
"Hold me like you held onto life."
"Love me like you loved the sun."
"Dream of wonders, of places unseen, and know we'll go there hunting soon."
"When you see the fear and dread in their eyes, you'll know we're the ones truly alive."
"We are all that is pure and bright."
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spunsugarmusings · 1 month ago
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Ask my muse about their special interest(s)!
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spunsugarmusings · 2 months ago
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It's Maid Day!
Send 🧹 to dress my muse as a maid for a thread, or as long as the sender decides
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spunsugarmusings · 2 months ago
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M!A List: 13 Ghosts Edition
Magic anons based on the Black Zodiac from the movie 13 Ghosts starring Matthew Lillard. TW for violence and horror themes!
First Born Son: Your muse has become a rambunctious child (read: little monster). Anon decides length. The Torso: Your muse’s head and lower body are now detachable. Anon decides length. The Bound Woman: Your muse feels the need to flirt with (and subsequently abandon) everyone they can get their hands on. Anon decides length. The Withered Lover: Your muse has thorny vines growing along their body that will consume them unless they make ammends with someone they’ve wronged. Anon decides length. The Torn Prince: Your muse is now arrogant and reckless to the point of being a danger to themselves. Anon decides length. The Angry Princess: Your muse hates their appearance and will go to any lengths to change their looks. Anon decides length. The Pilgrimess: Your muse has become temporarily unkillable. Anon decides length. The Dire Mother: Your muse feels the need to care for a person of the anon’s choice, doing whatever they ask, even at the sake of their own well-being. Anon decides length. The Great Child: Your muse is insatiably hungry, and will eat anything they can get into their mouths. Anon decides length. The Hammer: Your muse’s dominant hand has been replaced with a dangerous weapon of the anon’s choice. Anon decides length. The Jackal: Your muse has an insane bloodlust and despises all human contact. Anon decides length. The Juggernaut: Your muse has become deformed and monstrous, with the sole benefit of having superhuman strength. Anon decides length. The Broken Heart: Your muse has to sacrifice themselves in order to save someone they love, OR find another way around it. What will they do? Anon decides length.
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spunsugarmusings · 2 months ago
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If my muse was a pro wrestler, what would their entrance music be?
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spunsugarmusings · 2 months ago
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Xanadu Soundtrack Sentence Starters
Sentence starters from the 1980 jukebox musical Xanadu. Change pronouns and tenses as necessary, and enjoy!
"Come take my hand, you should know me."
"I've always been in your mind."
"I promise I will be kind."
"I'll be guiding you."
"Building your dream has to start now."
"There's no other road to take!"
"You won't make a mistake."
"You have to believe we are magic!"
"I'll bring all your dreams alive for you."
"I'll come any time you call."
"I'll catch you when you fall."
"She walks in, and I'm suddenly a hero."
"You make it seem I'm so close to my dream, and suddenly it's ll there!"
"Suddenly the wheels are in motion."
"I'm ready to sail any ocean."
"I'm ready to take all my chances with you."
"I'd rely on anything you say."
"I'll take care that no illusions shatter."
"Why do I feel so alive when you're near?"
"There's no way any hurt can get through."
"Anybody needin' someone too?"
"I'm gonna blow all the clouds away!"
"Forget about the blues tonight, sweet thing."
"I wanna dance with you until the sun comes creeping through!"
"I know some moves that we've gotta try."
"I'm making sure you stay to see I'm really a selfish man."
"It ain't funny to fool with me, I'll be a bad loser."
"Now, as you're holding me, my heart is reminding me how I could never be without you."
"How can our love succeed?"
"A miracle is what we need, and so I appeal to you."
"Don't let this moment die."
"I get a feeling when I'm with you, none of the rules apply."
"I know for certain goodbye is a crime."
"Love, if you need me, suspend me in time."
"No other face could take you off my mind."
"I have to warn you I'm never gonna set you free!"
"I was born to love you for eternity."
"Whenever you're away from me, wherever you go, you're never far away from me."
"I only have to close my eyes, dear, and suddenly I'm where you are!"
"I'm alive, and the world shines for me today!"
"Our love couldn't go wrong!"
"How could I know? I was only dreaming!"
And now that you're gone I will go on really believing."
"Guess that I'm taking the fall."
"Why do I say don't walk away?"
"You'll be the way you were before when you don't want me anymore."
"Don't turn around, don't ever leave!"
"How in the world will I go on?"
"There's gonna be a party all over the world!"
"But where it came from, I don't really know."
"Everybody will shine 'til the daylight!"
"They're gonna get hot down in the U.S.A."
"We're gonna take a trip across the sea."
"And now, open your eyes and see what we have made is real!"
"And there you are, a shooting star, an everlasting world!"
"And you're here with me, eternally!"
"Your neon lights will shine!"
"They called it Xanadu."
"The love you gave, you'll dream away."
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spunsugarmusings · 2 months ago
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It's Easter! Send '🥚🧺' and my muse will make yours an Easter basket!
Note: depending on the relationship between our muses, the contents of the basket may vary wildly!
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spunsugarmusings · 2 months ago
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Send me "🖋️" and my muse will write up an online dating profile bio for yours!
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spunsugarmusings · 2 months ago
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Let's Play "Baggage!"
Based on the dating gameshow Baggage; anonymously or not, send the word "baggage" plus a weird quirk, flaw, or emotional hangup your muse has, and they'll say whether or not they'd date someone with that particular baggage
If the answer is yes, your muse wins a date with mine!
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spunsugarmusings · 3 months ago
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It's cherry blossom season!
Send 🌸 for our muses to see the blossoms together!
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spunsugarmusings · 3 months ago
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Describe your muse's dream date with mine. If my muse likes the date, they'll have to go out on that date with the sender, whoever it is
Everything applies within the boundaries of the mun's rules!
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spunsugarmusings · 4 months ago
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Ib Sentence Starters
Sentence starters taken from the hit RPG Maker Horror Game, Ib. TW for violence and horror themes. Change pronouns and tense as necessary and, as always, enjoy!
"It's said that spirits dwell in objects into which people put their feelings."
"You and the rose are connected. Know the weight of your own life."
"If the rose wilts, so too will you rot away."
"I'm a little thirsty… Do you think I could drink from this vase?...I'm only joking."
"It's good to be gentle rather than rough, don't you agree?"
"Have you heard of macarons? They're these sweets shaped like hamburgers."
"I don't think I can look at dolls normally again."
"It's been pretty traumatic, to say the least."
"I don't want to lie to you...But I don't want to tell the truth either."
"If you need help, I'll come running."
"What about this is CUTE?!"
"I feel like I'm being watched in this room... Talk about unsettling."
"No matter how I look at it, this is NOT "cute."
I can get out from here. I can finally go outside!"
I’ll eat lots of candy, and go lots of places, and make lots of friends!"
Astounding, isn’t it? I bet this is your first time seeing such a huge painting!"
"It’s hard to believe even now. But it must have happened, right?"
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spunsugarmusings · 5 months ago
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On Anon (or not), send my muse your muse's video dating profile and my muse will say whether or not they'd date yours
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spunsugarmusings · 5 months ago
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Send my muse a prank phone call!
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spunsugarmusings · 6 months ago
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Rule of Rose Storybook Magic Anons
Magic anons based on the storybooks from the Atlus game Rule of Rose. Anon decides the length of the curse!
The Clover Field: your muse's luck has taken a turn from its normal state! Flip a coin to see if they now have extreme good luck or extreme bad luck.
Sir Peter: your muse is now an animal of the anon's choice and unable to communicate their normal way.
The Bird of Happiness: your muse's ability to feel joy has taken a physical form of either the mun or the anon's choice. Beware and keep a good hold on it, lest your happiness literally slip away from you!
The Mermaid Princess: your muse is now aging at twice the normal rate! If over 35, they now age backwards, but if younger than 35, they're now aging rapidly forwards.
The Goat Sisters: your muse now feels an inexplicable need to devour anything and everything they can get their hands on, food or otherwise.
Rag Princess: your muse is now experiencing extreme jealousy towards a person of the anon's choosing, and is determined to ruin them.
The Funeral: your muse is forced to backstab a friend of the anon's choosing in order to avoid a horrible fate. Will they have the courage to withstand it, or will they turn traitor?
Stray Dog and the Lying Princess: your muse is now unable to tell anything but lies, except for a single truth of the mun's choosing.
The Little Princess: your muse has lost their memory, except for what comes to them in little flashes over time. Will they be able to rebuild their past, or will they be in the dark forever? Anons are encouraged to help them remember certain details or events.
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spunsugarmusings · 6 months ago
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Send "hear me out" plus a character name for my muse to react to one of your muse's "hear me out" crushes
Or, send "I'll hear you out" for your muse to be told one of mine's odd or regrettable crushes
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