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spyford · 3 days ago

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I DONT WANT TO BE A PART NO MORE

#FUCK YESSS WOW WOW #REALLY REALLY GOOD #LIKE HOLY SHIET #LOVEEE LOVEEE #madness combat AND kmfdm..? SIGN ME UP!!!!

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spyford · 7 days ago

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old fanart HankJeb 👅

#PEAK #lick that old man

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spyford · 7 days ago

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i just read the coments I'm not shellfish I'm a secret boy

Yknow that feeling when 2bs boobs protrude out of his shirt

boob doc anon strikes again, the hunger is insatiable

idk what to say I'm just an artist here

pure dedication, get it I guess

#hank knows whats up #MOOBS !!!!!!!! (i tear off my shirt like that one wolf image)

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spyford · 8 days ago

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Are you pro or anti bush

he was a bad president

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spyford · 8 days ago

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*runs past you really fast*

#i started squirming around on my bed like a worm #HANKJEB KISS WOOHOO!!! WOOHOOO!!!!#GOD BLESS NEVADA #Looked at this for a while and my stomach started hurting. That's when you know its peak #I LOVE YOU HANKJEB #Sillydeimos i owe you my Life for drawing such peak all the time

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spyford · 16 days ago

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um.

#*really loud chainsaw revving*#*lawnmower starting up*#*machine gun chamber shaking*#Hey! Hey! Hey! Im really normal about this. OK?#caress that machines jaw..... make him feel human on the place he feels the least....#Dude im going insaneDude ujelpme HELp!!!!!!!!!!!!!#How do i love them forever

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spyford · 16 days ago

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i remembered how ugly he was <3

#THE RIPPING SHIRT ONE LOL thats really good i like his face there #the date with deimos aww awww *peeling my face off* awww #Hes Beautiful To Me OK? we should kill auditor for letting that poster say that About Him......#but also theyre right hes ugly. but its ok. hes . ugly cute. cugly. ugute.

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spyford · 22 days ago

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complicated

#(sound of my bones being crushed under a semitruck)#GOD ! FACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK #2BJEB SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FAWKKK this is devastating work.#“i mean thats a good thing right? he was a bad guy” “...yeah.” my eyes roll into the back of my head and i start destroying shit #Dude im like tweaking out. Why would you do this to me . FAWK YOOUUUUUUUU #im sorry your ugly boyfriend died.#hes not even allowed to mourn . Yeah. Im killing you

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spyford · 24 days ago

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autism bdamned my wife can work a grill

#YUP . ITS PEAK #ITS PEAK ITS PEAK #apron so true. Oh ky god its so peak Hello #(rubbing his bald head like a crystal ball) ommm kiss me 2bdamned ommmm ommm beautiful fat man ommm

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spyford · 26 days ago

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10 seconds before deimos gets walloped

#my art #mine #madness combat #madness combat sanford #madness combat deimos #madcom #madness combat fanart #sanmos #deiford #what can i say.... im sanmos truther... even at their worst moments....#tumblr kinda ruins the quality a bit but its fine I DONT CARRRRRRRRRRR

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spyford · 26 days ago

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old interest

#extremely amazing doc #love hank and deimos too...#op your artstyle so good What the hellll.... What the helll.....

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spyford · 29 days ago

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TRIBUTE TO ALL SOLDIERS WHO THOUGHT FOR US IN WAR (RIP)

#really good

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spyford · 1 month ago

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We don’t really see you draw Sanford much in comparison to the other SQ members, can we get more Fordie?

honestly i thought i drew him more than deimos at the very least? cause sanford's my fav out of the duo lol

anyway, have this thing inspired by this textpost by redtalics!

#ITS PEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM #helloooo beautifulllll lelelele 👅👅👅👅 lelele 👅👅👅👅👅#this is so peak I love you hairy men ... so gorgeous

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spyford · 1 month ago

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Teaching him

#reading about his ancestors i see #good that hes learning... he needs to yaoi it out #fujoshank ? hankjoshi? whatever. he gets it

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spyford · 1 month ago

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madness combat lost episode creepypasta

#aint he a cutie.... or. something. hes got a face only a Jeb could love 💖#the fucked up teeth the scratches and dents on the metal jaw .. it's peak #i really love the cutesy little Jeb in the back... i know what you are ... And I Support You

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spyford · 1 month ago

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have you done hankford yet ? (hank x sanford) <:-D

This post was made for the slaughter marathon so PLEASE request ships for me to turn into stamps! :o) like/rb to use

#spongebob dude freak yes image #my request again Ateehee... I LOVEHANKFORD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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spyford · 1 month ago

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cna u draw doc feeding hank a benadryl carrot like they do with horses

oh boy oh boy! me! me !

#hes so fucking excited for that carrot (which has no benadryl in it)#hes shaking hes drooling. Yep. Hes Me

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