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spyret-the-shitposter · 9 hours
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doing a good job of pretending to be spyret on this fine day. -- 🍜
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spyret-the-shitposter · 14 hours
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presenting this beautiful set of stardew valley stickers i picked up at Causeacon 2024 DIRECTLY from the artist! thank you so much Emily Adams--i'll cherish your pictures and Ezra's!! (top ten things @dawntones should look at)
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spyret-the-shitposter · 15 hours
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BITCHES WE ARE SO BACK
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Ekubo saw Reigen’s miscellaneous binders and went oh okay!! He wasn’t even going to out Reigen. Reigen was just a stupid scared little idiot.
[ID: A four panel Mob Psycho 100 comic that reads left to right, top to bottom. The comic is split into two images. It’s colored with a sort of crayon like style, while the linework is more digital looking, but the opacity is turned down for each stroke. All the writing in the comic is handwritten. There’s a signature reading, “solar-eclipsed,” in the bottom right corner.
In the first panel, there’s a red bar with white text in the top right corner. It reads, “Alternate Universe : Before separation arc.” The framed drawing of two red flowers is in the background, and there’s a wall corner. Reigen, with his classic grey suit and pink tie, is right beside the wall corner leaning forward, with an open hand not yet placed onto the wall corner. That hand’s arm, which is his left arm, is bent up, with his hand above his elbow, and that arm is hidden behind the wall corner. He looks panicked, and likely having just ran into the Spirits & Such office. His other arm is bent up as well, but it’s in front of him in a fist. Reigen yells in two speech bubbles that are connected with a jagged line. The first speech bubble reads, “MOB! QUICK- I need you to exorcize Ekubo IMMEDIATELY,” the words “Mob” and “immediately” are larger than the rest, and immediately is underlined. The second speech bubble continues, “He’s gonna out me and my secret where-“ and he cuts himself off for the next panel.
In the second panel, Reigen’s leaning more towards the wall corner now, and his hand is placed onto that wall corner. He’s now pointing his right hand’s finger up, and wagging it up and down as he panics, trying to come up with a cover up for his secret. His head is leaning down, but his eyes are looking up away from Mob. Reigen is sweating. Reigen shakily says, with an equally wiggly looking speech bubble, “Where. I. Uh. Uhm. Hmm. Over how-“
Then, in the third panel, it cuts to Mob in his gakuran. He’s leaning over the table, most likely placing tea down, but it’s cut out of the frame. The TV, the cabinet that the TV is on, and the bookshelf that’s in the consultation office is seen in the background. Mob is looking up at Reigen. There are two speech bubbles. The first one reads, “That you don’t have any powers?” which Mob follows with, “I already knew shishou.”
The comic cuts back to Reigen in the final frame. He’s leaning forward, suit wrinkling, body and right arm limp, and he’s gone slightly pale. His left hand slides down the wall corner slightly. Reigen is shocked and left speechless. Ekubo, otherwise known as Dimple, has come into frame, and he is laughing through his teeth, but still, he’s laughing very hard. His laughter is shown in a faint speech bubble that stretches to the right so far that it goes behind Reigen. There’s some text placed along with an arrow that’s pointing at Reigen. It reads, “was trying to avoid outing himself as trans.” End ID]
[Text only transcript: AU : Before separation arc. “MOB! QUICK-! I need you to exorcize Ekubo IMMEDIATELY-“ “He’s going to out and my secret where-“ “Where. I. Uhm. Hmm. Over how-“ “That you don’t have any powers?” “I already knew shishou.” “Kh-hehhEHAHehAH-“ Was trying to avoid outing himself as trans. /End transcript]
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spyret-the-shitposter · 2 days
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guys, seriously, if you're going to spam reblog or like all my posts on my blog, just don't and follow me instead. this isn't bait. just follow me. i'm so sick of only seeing one person in a notification cluster of 35. one person liked 12 of my posts just this morning. glad you like it, but don't spam me and just follow me. i don't care if you're a nice guy or if you're already a mutual, you are getting BLOCKED if you do this
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spyret-the-shitposter · 2 days
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i did it.
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spyret-the-shitposter · 3 days
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What's in your pants?
I don’t know I won’t get them til tomorrow
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spyret-the-shitposter · 3 days
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Happy 4th Birthday to
“The Secret Unus Annus No-Touchy-Touchy Handshake”
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spyret-the-shitposter · 3 days
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spyret-the-shitposter · 3 days
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before the poll, a quick definition of terms:
"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post
with that out of the way:
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spyret-the-shitposter · 3 days
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I’m just going to leave this here…
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spyret-the-shitposter · 3 days
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there are rainbows everywhere <3 puddles of oil, in the sky, on fishies, on mirrors, on arby’s roast beef,
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spyret-the-shitposter · 3 days
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SHIT
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spyret-the-shitposter · 3 days
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uh oh. looks like this art does not belong to op, and they did not give credit to the ACTUAL original poster. everyone go check out @topotopo_0_0 <3
edit: i am wrong im literally a silly this is OP
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spyret-the-shitposter · 4 days
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gasp..... I'M wearing a light jacket............
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spyret-the-shitposter · 4 days
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IT'S DONE!!! THE SONG IS DONE!!! ALL I HAVE TO DO IS RECORD IT I'M SO EXCITED
writing a song. no yeah i know it’s nothing new. but this one has LYRICS. yeah. wooh. and i’m performing it as an original piece in a jukebox musical my high school theater troupe is writing WHAT
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spyret-the-shitposter · 4 days
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writing a song. no yeah i know it’s nothing new. but this one has LYRICS. yeah. wooh. and i’m performing it as an original piece in a jukebox musical my high school theater troupe is writing WHAT
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spyret-the-shitposter · 5 days
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why so serious? - the joker
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