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My chud son

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So if Indominus was our revamped Ultimasaurus-

And Indoraptor was our revamped unreleased figure that wasn't as deep dived into as Ultimasaurus so it may or may not have been called Deinonycanis-

Should we consider Mutadon's to be our revamped Velocirapteryx?

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Little details I love about the Distortus: Along with it being stated she's attracted to light, the two humans she eats in the film? They both wear white, making them even brighter.

It could be argued her eyesight might not be the greatest, either, which would also make sense with why she's so hesitant when it comes to her going after things. She's literally picking them up and determining "Is this food?" before clicking that "Yes! Food!!", rather than being a sadistic monster revealing in fear.

With all that in mind, it also makes perfect sense how Duncan, who was dressed in dark clothes, was able to escape her. As soon as that flair went out, she probably wasn't even able to see him anymore, and instead turned her interest to the sound of the boat taking off, rather than fumbling around in the dark.

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EVEN MORE THINKING-

But it wasn't just the Distortus Rex who's been living comfortably in this ecosystem for 17 years, the Mutadon have as well!

And on top of that, when in the same area as the Distortus Rex, the Mutadon doesn't act afraid and run away, like the Dilo did when the T-Rex woke up.

Please, if you will... see my vision: The Mutadon and Distortus developing a symbiotic relationship like the Mosa and Spino, like Wolves and Ravens.

The Mutas are small (In comparison) and agile and dart around, but can't easily take down huge prey, or break through the thick hide of a deceased Anky, so they make a racket and draw the Distortus there, and also get their meal. They can go into small spaces like abandoned buildings and flush out small prey the Distortus couldn't reach. The Distortus doesn't have to waste energy trying to find food, nor get into a bunch of fights, because she has food scouts for her, and the Mutas have protection of a bigger predator, and a way to get better food than doing risky raptor ambushes all the time. The Mutadons aren't afraid of the Distortus Rex, because they're friends!!! ...And also please imagine the Mutadon occasionally being silly and pulling on the Distortus' tail THANK YOU GOOD NIGHT

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You know, there's something beautiful about the fact that the Distortus Rex isn't just a freshly released mutant baby thrown into the wild, she's been free on this island for 17 years.

17 years, and she's survived, clearly isn't starving despite next to no human intervention. She has her place on that island. She didn't need to be defeated, because she belongs there. She's thriving and the island ecosystem has accepted her.

Life found a way.

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Single celled organism

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WAIT A MINUTE WAIT A MINUTE...

And why make Roxy herself a node?

David was scared of her

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SPLINN THE SPLOOF!!!!!

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Waaaait...

..oh...

oH.....

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I remembered the trend of people editing their self inserts/OCs onto their ships for the Valentines merch, and I had to get in on it this time because FUCK YES that's awesome dgshkjdgshaj 🥰

(Also technically the soft launch of my "sinner-sona"? Look, if I ever get the guts to commission selfship art, it'll be less awkward than giving a reference for... myself gdhsakjdghsa)

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HE'S HERE!!!!

HE'S HERE HE'S HERE HE'S HERE!!!! ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Bonus: Shark bellyyyyyyy >8)

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I had a dream last night where I went to Hot Topic, and there were just- a WHOLE BUNCH of Vox pins being sold. Like, HUNDREDS. Vox galore!!

…And I ended up waking myself up laughing, cuz one of them very vividly was a picture of Vox's voobs, framed by the text "I LOVE SHARK TITS"

So of course I frantically scrambled to doodle down my dream vision and I'VE BEEN GIGGLING ALL DAY STILL DGHASKJGDHSAJDGSA

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C'mon, Vox! Turn that frown-

UPSIDE DOWN!!

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All the chaos going on, but he only has eyes for yoooou~ <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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Happy Easter

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Voxtek shark week - day 5 - Shark snuggles

Nothing more comforting than snuggling with an overgrown shark after dealing with idiots all day

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Don't let your 3-year-old lick a light socket.

Nahh, not cuz it's dangerous or could kill them or anything, but because they'll grow up wanting to smooch TV men. Citation... ME <3