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me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

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Rewatching the medical malpractice show for the 3rd time against my better judgement

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You found dps from Taylor swift

I found dps from House md

We are NOT the same

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for some reason the hate crimes md fandom materialized eaxctly a year after i watched the show, so i'm joining the party now

soooooo. these two are the worst, but they are also very funny. i think i gave myself brain poisoning.

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Ok but Agent Curt Mega with long hair though?

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I’d say it’s him but in no world would either one of them give up their last name. They’d give up their first name instead somehow

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"breakfast" a tma s5 animation thing

audio on:333

dawg can't even fry me an egg in this eyeconomy

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dunno if it’s a popular opinion but like while house would be forever changed by Wilson’s death I personally take stock in that he went to Mexico with 13 and her gf and worked a taco shop with them. he comedically lived on. I don’t take stock in House killing himself afterward. Living out of spite tbh.

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foreman. babe. we’re at the bottom end of season 8. you have worked here for almost a decade. why are you still surprised there's medical malpractice going on at the medical malpractice department that you, personally, used to do medical malpractice at

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"This story is a tragedy because it didn't have to end this way."

vs

"This story is a tragedy because it was always going to end this way."

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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I'm WHEEZING

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Hey are we still thinking about that modern AU because I have this to give y’all.

whos texting who is entirely up to interpretation

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promotional poster of bisexuality

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important to note that allison cameron does not KNOW that something is very wrong with her. she thinks she is the most normal person at this hospital by far. she goes about her daily life like wow i can't believe all my coworkers are soooo fucked up ... good thing i'm sane and regular and have a functioning moral compass ... so anyway chase now that we're divorced are u interested in a fwb situation?