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this is just rad as hell

Ever seen someone lipsync an entire song underwater?

Edit: I should have added more context. This is Rose the Mermaid performing at Blue Zoo Aquariums.

The song is from Morgan Clae, who is just as beautifully intense out of the water as Rose is in it. She's performing a part for Epic: The Musical, which is about Odysseus.

Jorge Rivera-Harrans has been crowdsourcing the cast for a while now by asking them to sing along to the backing tracks. Wild way to audition; hundreds of people will see you regardless.

The song involving Athena was also pretty popular a while back, so it's been pretty fun.

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I mean a challenge is a challenge

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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the least realistic thing about star trek is that starfleet uniforms don’t have pockets and nobody complains about it

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if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.

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wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

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I just watched the trailer for this and I now propose millennials replace our self-identification with Harry Potter houses with a new self-identification with Mashle dorms.

°˖✧ MASHLE SO2 OPENING ✦ BBBB Dance ✧˖°

Song Title: Bling Bang Bang Born Performed by: Creepy Nuts

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why make something to put *in* the bathtub when you can make them the bathtub?

Polymer balls that are invisible in water

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we need a new olympics

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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

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sometimes i feel ive got to

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Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

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now do it with eyes

Venn diagrams don’t really work past 3 circles.