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Blue = Auri

Yes. Yes it was necessary.

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Tyler Jones // Waffles

Tyler has started a chatroom.

Tyler has invited Scar, Kal, Y/N, Auri, Zila, Fin, Cat.

Tyler: I need your help.

Zila: Ra’haam?

Tyler: ... no

Tyler: I’m trying to make breakfast for Y/N

Tyler: She seemed really down yesterday and I thought this would cheer her up but the food keeps burning and everything is so confusing in this kitchen!

Scar: wait- are you two dating?

Tyler: nope

Tyler: dear Maker, the toast is burnt! I’ll be right back

Fin: Is anyone going to tell him or should I?

Auri: He’ll probably figure it out when she wakes up and replies to this chat

Cat: He has it bad.

Kal: Why is he denying his feelings?

Zila: We can all see it.

Fin: Yeah, one problem: He’s going to return and see that Y/N is actually in the chat. Nice going, guys

Auri: Quick! Spam it!

Scar: Fact: I am the hottest one here

Kal: Really, Scarlett?

Scar: I DONT SEE YOU TRYING?

Cat: What tattoo should I get next?

Zila: Where can I buy more pizza shaped earrings?

Fin: I wonder what I should build today.

Kal: How many mars bars would it take to climb Bluff Knoll? I have the answer: One 65 gram Mars Bar provides about 1230 kilojoules of energy. Assuming your body weight is about 75 kilograms, you will expend around 3200 kilojoules. So, three Mars Bars will get you comfortably to the top. However, the Mars Bars should not really be necessary - fat stores typically provide 540.000 kilojoules, enough for about 170 climbs.

Scar: Wtf.

Auri: ... You are spending too much time with Magellan

Kal: I am only helping the spamming process.

Tyler: The stupid waffle machine broke! WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FRAGILE?

Zila: Maybe because you have no idea what you are doing?

Tyler: How do I operate a blender???

Scar: If you look carefully, it is very hard to miss, you will find an On button. Gently press it. Hard, right?

Fin: lol

Fin: look, Ty, it’s pretty obvious you have feelings for Y/N. Why don’t you just tell her?

Tyler: You’re reading too much into this. I just really wanted to do something for her

Tyler: To cheer her up

Tyler: I don’t like seeing her upset

Tyler: I want to make her happy

Tyler: What is wrong with that?

Cat: Can you hear yourself?

Auri: You are so in love

Tyler: I DONT LIKE Y/N!

Fin: Zila, get the truth serum

Zila: Right away.

Zila has left the chat.

Cat: Kal, would you court Y/N?

Kal: She is very beautiful. Maybe I’ll ask her out. Thank you, Zero

Tyler: DONT YOU DARE!

Scar: Why shouldn’t he?

Tyler: Because.

Auri: I know where you can take her for your first date, Kal

Tyler: NO! I LIKE Y/N, OKAY? Please don’t.

Kal: I know. I was just trying to get you to confess.

Y/N: I like you too, Tyler

Tyler: ... You were here this whole time?

Y/N: Yup! Read everything. For a moment there I thought you really didn’t like me

Tyler: How could I not like you? You’re the best thing that’s happened to me

Y/N: Well, since you suck at cooking, how about we continue this conversation over breakfast? Where we have privacy...

Fin: Why must you ruin our fun?

Tyler: It’s a date then, honeycake

Y/N has left the chat.

Tyler has left the chat.

Scar: Now I’m hungry

Auri: Me too

Cat: I nominate we follow them and get breakfast wherever they are

Kal: They will spot us instantly

Fin: Don’t worry, I have the best disguise ever

[ Later that day ]

Scar: I can’t believe you thought wearing a hoodie and a cap would be a good disguise

Fin: Hey. It has been proven very efficient in the past!

Kal: Perhaps next time we should leave the disguises up to someone else

Auri: Agreed.

Auri has left the chat.

Kal has left the chat.

Cat has left the chat.

Scar has left the chat.

Fin: :(

Fin has left the chat.

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saedii is new to this social media thing,,,

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hey! exams are over and i finally managed to get back on this account 😌💅🏻 sorry for the delay 😔

Here’s a fun lil thing i made featuring Squad 312! Sound on!!

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scarlett loves her baby brother, its just that she hasnt had her caffeine yet and mostly because he’s an easy target

(both povs included)

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poor ty

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they tried to flirt and failed miserably

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it is what it is

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except it’s texting Squad 312

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that single retweet is actually Princeps