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squaredbean · 8 days ago

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shoutout to this chatter btw

#if cartman from south park was into mcyt #<- horrible sentence that ive just written but thats why this fuckign comment is so fucking funny to me #cause i cant help but hear it in his voice #qsmp

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squaredbean · 9 days ago

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Got to the "queerbaiting" part of the Fit vod, and just:

#characters that are canonically gay and in a relationship is not queerbaiting jesus christ. I know they’re really hard selling it but c’mon #have a little common sense. please. it’s not queerbait THEY ARE GAY AND IN LOVE. IN CANON.#it’s like saying ineffable husbands is queerbait bc their actors like the ship like. THEY ARE PLAYING CHARCATERS WHO ARE GAY AND IN LOVE #hideduo

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squaredbean · 9 days ago

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Fit: [Reading chat] "Fit, did you see the T-shirt?" Yeah, I saw the T-shirt! I- I wanna get like, the Pac variety. If someone makes a Pac variety of that shirt, I will buy it. [Reading chat] It already exists?! Link– Mods, in the Discord, link me that sht, if you can find it. Or someone on Twitter, @ me, I wanna see where's this Pac shirt.

Fit: [Seeing the Pac shirt] Ohhh, oh of course. Of course. From Minas Gerais, of course it would be. I'll– yeah yeah, I'm gonna look into that, I'm gonna look into that.

Fit: [Reading chat] "Roll up to Phil's house wearing that" No, bro– me showing up to my sparring session with Tubbo wearing that! Yeah, this is, "This is my Brazilian boyfriend! Make sure to look at him while I'm beatin' your fcking ass. Yeah, you wanna be homophobic now? 😤🏳️‍🌈 Huh? Huh?! It's hard to be homophobic when your jaw is fcking clicking!" [Clicks his tongue and mimes being punched in the jaw] No, it's– it'll be funny though, it'll be funny.

Fit: No, like I said– we're not– I'm not– Tubbo and I are not going full-force, it's a sparring session, it's just to help him train. We don't go full-force. So it's not like a real match. [Reads chat] Yeah, he might go full-force if I wear that! It's true, so I should, you know– It's like, well, I can't remember what– in– [Sighs] It's been so long, but that one boss in Dark Souls where like, if you kill his brother and you show up to the boss fight wearing his brother's armor set, he just goes into the second phase immediately 'cuz he's so pissed-off. I feel like that's what would happen if I showed up to the sparring match with Tubbo and I was wearing the Pac shirt. That's definitely what's gonna happen.

#something very heartwarming about a ripped cishet guy beating up homophobes in a t-shirt with his minecraft rp bf's face on it #applies to both fit and pac. also ik tubbo isnt actually homophobic tubbo fans dont kill me i only hate real life homophobes #i mean haha dont be violent towards anyone haha #hideduo

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squaredbean · 10 days ago

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Have you ever wondered "Hey, which person is this Hermitcraft fanart actually depicting?" and didn't want to just scroll down to read the tags?

Behold. My magnum opus. The Hermitcraft fanart flowchart! Please click for legibillity.

#0/10 couldn’t distinguish between Cub and Zed because they’re both equally whimsical and insane #fr tho never thought I’d be unable to distinguish between Chilled and Mumbo of all people but here we are #hermitcraft

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squaredbean · 12 days ago

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imagine if the “ore-snatcher” is just a server-wide conspiracy against doc. like think of the way they all banded together to cover the perimeter last season - this season the hermits just decided that the only way for them to defeat him was for all of them to participate in psychological warfare against him.

#“I'M RADIO REBEL” typebeat #im not caught up on hermitcraft i hope the identity hasnt been revealed yet and i just sound like a fool #fr i do think it's multiple hermits tho. not all. but some #hermitcraft #docm77

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squaredbean · 12 days ago

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