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Quotes from my friends as Dead By Daylight characters

Blue for survivor, Red for killer

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Susie: I have a dream that makes my nose feel empty and I feel sad when I wake up.

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Dwight: Don't say something embarrassing about your bones.

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Ace: My favorite potassium is calcium.

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Trickster: Babies only have more bones because they're too stupid to put them together.

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Pig: Put your teeth off me.

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Ghost Face: *shaking head intensely*

Frank: His body language is screaming "Trustworthy."



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Dead By Daylight Headcannons

Blue for survivor, Red for killer, for organization purposes

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Dwight: So fucking gay and desperately in love with David but really he's bisexual because he heard Kate's accent and swooned.

Frank Morrison: Gets cancelled on twitter on purpose

Ghostface: Gets cancelled on twitter on accident (Frank started a rumor)

Claudette: Wanted to be a teacher, and treats the other survivors like her students sometimes. Which is sad because she hasn't accepted she can't teach them anything.

William (Bill): He just wants to help, but will also pull the classic grandpa move and insist that something modern absolutely does not exist.

The Pig: She absolutely fucking loves puzzles and will continuously try and put together more, even if she really can't use them.

Myers: Ghostface pranks him all the time despite the fact that he KNOWS Michael will NOT find it funny. Basically, Michael has to treat Danny like his toddler nephew.

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Me when me when, me, when i, me when i

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RAHHH

penis

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Dead by Daylight Headcannons

Trapper: Used to step in his own traps until he really got good at remembering where they actually were

Frank (Legion): Highkey afraid of the Oni but would never ever admit that. Around Oni he acts like those guys who try and act all cool leaning on something and end up falling.

David King: Literally just an asshole. Redneck. If he had a different hairstyle it would be a mullet.

The Doctor: Hostess cupcakes.

Susie (Legion): Has a soft spot for certain survivors, would probably be best friends with Feng in another life. Kills for necessity to please the entity, rather than enjoying it like some of the other killers. Frank encourages her to be more heartless during trials so the entity won’t punish her.

Laurie: ALSO sucks at dealing with the Trapper’s traps, and will step in every single one no matter what.

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It’s crazy to think Caesar has no idea we’re making memes about him being stabbed to death

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Frank: *carrying a survivor to the hook* “You mad, babe?”

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I should get to be a little evil as a treat

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When can “Cheese” be spelled “Kheze”?