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No! The bed is mine now!  

Crawls ontop of his bed and shoves Eric towards the floor 

I can't sleep! can i Just watch you sleep? It relaxes me

No, get out of here u freak!

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moms

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Vic Chaos. my beloved. <333 i needed to post Butters content again.

DO NOT USE MY ART OR REPOST MY ART ANYWHERE

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I think that Eric Cartman should explode

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@butterstuttrs

im rotting

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@butterstuttrs​

@all-my-friends-were-glorious​

love him (the butt)

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@all-my-friends-were-glorious 

(Cartman)

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you can fuck me for 500 dollars (:

heheheh.. aww im’ only teasing i’m worth  5 thousand and wouldn’t be caught dead with a ugly  piece of shit like you.

but in the spirit  of the holidays. .. here’s ten dollars just for you. Merry christmas, Eric. 

Scott hands him 10 dollars.. the 10 dollars is just fake money with his big freckled grin plastered on it.

I'm out of hot pockets and I'm about to go ape shit

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I'll sell them to you for five hundred dollars

I'm out of hot pockets and I'm about to go ape shit

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@ccartman   @all-my-friends-were-glorious ​

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Love it I was hoping you draw em (:

Appearance wise Scott in this future

...is cleaner.

Sweet sweet karma

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“You’re not sorry. You’re just high.”

"No, no, no, no I really am sorry for asking you to make out with me, under that mistletoe at that party. it was inappropriate we barely even know eachother , and I really want to be your friend let me make it up to you.. "

He was very high , but this weed was very odd.. it put him a more chipper enlightened mood than the other brand he was use too.

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@ccartman​

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ya guys familar with home alone? well if scott and eric were raised as brothers i think they would have a similar relationship to Kevin and Buzz  .. he’s even a GINGER.  these xmas movies just love making redheads meanies.

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@all-my-friends-were-glorious

Eric :   I had a bad dream can i sleep in your room? 

Scott; I wouldn’t let you sleep in my room if you were growing out of my ass.

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Send “You can tell me.” for my muse to (possibly) open up about something from their past! They might open up, they might refuse, they might not be physically able to make the words happen – but it will start the conversation. (insp.)

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SOUTH  PARK:  POST  COVID  SENTENCE  STARTERS.

“  i’m  not  getting  drunk,  i’m  an  online  whiskey  consultant.  i’m  doing  research.  ”

“  we  were  friends  when  we  were  kids.  ”

“  how  does  it  feel  to  be  back  after  all  these  years  ?  ”

“  i’m  just  here  for  the  funeral.  ”

“  maybe  we  can  call  jesus  and  santa  and  ask  them  for  help.  is  that  what  you  want  ?  ”

“  obviously  we’re  never  gonna  agree  on  certain  things,  so  we  shouldn’t  talk  about  them.  ”

“  i  have  a  lot  of  anxiety  being  back  with  all  these  people.  ”

“  he’s  fucking  with  me.  ”

“  guys,  please,  this  is  a  house  of  god.  ”

“  no  jewish  people  have  sex  screaming  about  their  love  of  abraham  !  ”

“  goddamn  it,  why  don’t  you  lay  off  my  fuckin’  dad  ?  ”

“  you  want  to  maybe  do  a  little  bump  ?  ”

“  my  body  is  a  temple  and  i’m  not  taking  that  shit  !  ”

“  i’ve  been  trying  not  to  say  anything,  but  your  friends  are  all  kinda  douche  bags.  ”

“  all  we  have  to  do  is  show  [name]  that  we  have  proof  and  they’ll  do  whatever  we  want  !  ”

“  we’ll  see  you  in  a  couple  of  weeks.  ”

“  i’m  just  getting  sick  of  being  here  every  day  with  you,  that’s  all  !  ”

“  let’s  just  face  it,  you  guys:  we  don’t  trust  each  other,  and  we  don’t  like  each  other  !  ”

“  don’t  you  understand  ?  this  could  change  the  world  !  ”

“  what’s  the  biggest  difference  between  a  christian  man  and  a  lesbian  ?  ”

“  do  you  ever  think  about  how  the  way  you  act  affects  other  people  ?  ”

“  you’re  a  fucking  alcoholic  piece  of  shit  !  ”

“  as  a  fellow  person  of  faith,  i’m  begging  you  to  help  us.  ”

“  we  all  wanna  be  happy,  right  ?  we  all  want  our  little  piece  of  the  apple  pie  !  ”

“  i  think  (name)  was  a  twerpy  little  loser  kid  whose  parents  didn’t  love  him.  ”

“  do  you  understand  the  butterfly  effect  ?  how  one  small  thing  in  time  can  affect  the  entire  future  ?  ”

“  trust  me,  another  30  seconds  in  that  room  and  you  would  have  started  considering  NFTs  as  a  viable  investment.  ”

“  (name),  goddamn  it,  you  have  done  this  your  whole  goddamn  life.  ”

“  the  future  fucking  sucks.  ”

“  even  i  have  to  remind  myself  to  stay  positive.  ”

“  i  swear  to  god  if  you  don’t  help  me,  i  will  rip  your  fucking  balls  off  with  my  bare  hands.  ”

“  let’s  face  it,  dude.  it’s  over.  the  fucking  future  won.  ”

“  you  fucking  stop  !  you  stop  being  a  fucking  monster  to  the  people  around  you  !  ”

“  all  you  fucking  do  is  hurt  people  !  ”

“  that  just  seems  slightly  hypocritical,  i’m  sorry.  ”

“  we  must  be  willing  to  use  violence  against  violence.  ”

“  oh,  fuck  me.  ”

“  jesus,  i  feel  like  an  islamic  hooker  in  a  gay  bar.  ”

“  you  can’t  go  back  and  change  the  past.  what  happened,  happened.  and  i  just  want  you  to  know  that  i  forgive  you.  ”

“  no,  you’re  what  killed  our  fucking  family,  remember  ?  ”

“  this  isn’t  you,  my  love.  ”

“  i  can’t  lose  you.  ”

“  i  have  faith  that  god  will  see  my  family  through  this.  ”

“  you’re  trying  to  trick  me.  ”

“  this  present  is  for  you.  because  i  love  you.  ”

“  you’re  not  sorry.  you’re  just  high.  ”

“  we  were  just  going  a  little  bonkers  there.  ”

“  for  some  reason  i’m  just  extra  happy  to  see  you  guys.  ”

“  what  is  up  with  these  bisexual  canadians,  huh  ?  i  guess  they  don’t  know  whether  to  fuck  their  brother  or  their  sister.  ”

“  fuck  you  guys  !  you  can  suck  my  fucking  dick  !  ”

“  weed  can’t  solve  all  your  problems.  ”

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Send "Is that a sword in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?" For the receiving muse’s reaction to the sending muse saying this to them.