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Yay! Three day weekend!

Boo! $500 tires!

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“I love you”

- Boring

- Overdone

- No nuance

“I have a duty of care”

- Mysterious

- Lets them know just enough

- Shows that spending four and a half billion years in a torture chamber fighting for them is nothing to you and you’d do it again in a heartbeat

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Bisclavret, 2022 by Walton Ford (b. 1960)

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omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services

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I'm growing my hair out and I forgot that the moment it hits my shoulders it takes exponentially longer to dry. Curse my beautiful thick hair that I refuse to blow dry but that takes hours and hours to air dry.

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Running is great but some of the people I run with have absolutely garbage ideas about food and all the things they have to do to "earn" the foods they like and this would all be fine except that I have to listen to them talk about it All The Damn Time and it sucksss.

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the type of ship i fuck with the most

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my friend and i have been losing our goddamn minds over the photography in this zillow listing and i feel the need to share it with you all too

the lighting??? the fog?? the atmosphere???

this shit is like high art and it's a ZILLOW LISTING . and that's not even all the photos!!! what the fuck!!!

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idk why but there is something unusually funny to me about Will Wood using social media extremely sparingly but making an exception to post this long ass rant about how much he hates the Netflix Wednesday show on his youtube community page

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@importantdogimages

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Walter is practicing wearing his harness. This was his face after he realized I used treats to trick him into letting me put it on him.

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Happy International Tiger Day

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Not a real true butch lover if you only care and protect the skinny, white, cis butch, btw.

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I love running first thing in the morning. It's like nothing the day throws at me can ruin my mood now. I already did the thing that's hardest for me to do. Everything else is chill in comparison.

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