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President Obama in February of 2014, watching Stassi slap Kristen in a logos-defining episode of Vanderpump Rules. 

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this opening ceremony has *everything!* boats! kids in the sewer! parkour! a pink parade! gaga??! decapitated women in windows with fire and a metal band! opera! polyamory! giant heads in the seine! the mona lisa tunneling out of the louvre!

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if Kamala Harris becomes the first woman president by accident, the prophecy of Veep will finally be fulfilled

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drugs will never effect me the way watching skam live did

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You’re Ruben Hopclap. You’re a teen rock star headlining a local festival. Your interim principal attempts to kill you multiple times. The elusive crush you wrote all your songs about vanishes with some other kids and returns covered in gore. The most popular guy in school jumps fifteen feet in the air, turns to you with a smirk and says, “I’m actually a huge fan,” and spears said principal through the core. Your crush boards a bus going who knows where. Someone gets on a mic and tells everyone to go home. It’s been four minutes.

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Oh to turn 29 and be assigned to the most whackfuck job in an attempt by my employer to screw over my new partner only for us to immediately form a bond so deep no one—not even us—can tell if it’s platonic or romantic and we proceed to be our employer’s top performers so despite them trying to do everything in their power to invalidate/separate us we always come out on top and after seven years of insane chemistry we finally kiss on a whim to celebrate the new year

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I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.

I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.

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this is so important to me

Ambika Mod and Leo Woodall as Emma Morley and Dexter Mayhew ONE DAY (2024)

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Good luck getting this album's title into a friendship bracelet

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yilfa snorgelsson // on earth we're briefly gorgeous

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she ate

Kaul Shaelinsan, the Weather Man of No Peak <3

loved these books so much fonda lee is insane

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Katniss, oblivious: My dad sang me this song, I miss him very much. This is a forest where he used to take me. I learned to swim in this lake.

Coriolanus Snow:

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real. jane eyre is hard asf

knuckle tattoo that says JANE EYRE

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Bottoms (2023) + References