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compilation

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there are people with genders you will never comprehend and people fucking in ways you will never understand and people making art you just don't get and that shit RULES

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when a hog steals your pants and you have to hunt it down with an ax

book of hours, use of st. omer, c. 1318-25

the british library, ms 36684, f. 31r

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Five asexuals are playing cards.

One starts to explain the rules: 

I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.

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i have hired this fucking thing to stare at you

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when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

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Grumble grumble…

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hey man, I need to call out today. yeah, sorry, I just suffer from a profound exhaustion whose source is not purely physical, making it impossible to truly cure. yeah I'll be in tomorrow. thanks.

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Call Me Chihiro (2023) ‘ちひろさん’ dir. Rikiya Imaizumi

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This was my entire take away from wind and truth

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My dumbass brain visualizing The Stormfather whenever he talks to Dalinar in Oathbringer

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The true hero of Stormlight is stew. It's not Dalinar -- if not saved by Bridge 4 he'd have been long dead, if no stew, no Bridge 4 heroics. It's not Kaladin -- if no stew, no therapy, no there to become a Herald and save spren.

It's the fucking stew

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::: MINOR SPOILERS for Wind and Truth:::: Happy (belated) New Year to all of you here on Tumblr! May Connection and Fortune favor us all! ✨ While reading Wind and Truth I really enjoyed their parts. Somehow with that came a feeling that I wanted to express in an illustration for my New Years post ... something like levity, perhaps hope? It feels like we all need it. So here is the Shinovar roadtrip party not being miserable. 😅

ID: Illustration of Szeth, Kaladin and Syl ascending in front a backdrop of blue sky and giant clouds. Szeth is at the top and closest to the viewer, with Nightblood and a big clothwrapped bundle attached with straps to his back. Further down floating on the currents are Kaladin in his uniform with a big rucksack on his back. The wind is wipping his hair upwards and he smiles. His right hand holds something that looks like a long stick, could be a flute? His left hand is holding onto Syl's who happily flys next to him life-sized and wearing a blue military style jacket and a skirt in a light purple colour. To the right closer in the foreground a highspren hovers – a black rip in the air filled with stars and nebulas. Szeth looks upwards, sunlight making his face and his wide white collar glow. His expression is filled with a levity unusual for him, something almost akin to hope and wonder, the softest hint of a smile pulling in the corners of his mouth.

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Nale's Therapy.

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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i do kinda think whoever started the trend of requiring customers to ask an employee to let them into the bathroom should be executed Tbh. i dont care how much crack people are doing in your bathroom i shouldnt have to track somebody down and ask for permission to go potty in a public establishment

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every time i go outside i am astounded by the power of sun and air