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I got one on one of my fics it made me laugh so hard

Like ok chill this is a fanfic not a Pulitzer prize novel

Just a quick PSA!!!

there seems to be a bot comment problem on ao3 again :(

All of these are from just one of my fics in the span of I think 2 hours? The newer ones came not too long after the deleted the first ones :(

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being a fanfic writer is really just balancing the 3am plot points you think could be kinda cool with the actual plot you half planned out months ago

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For the purpose of this poll, books in the same world but not Directly sequels count. If they're grouped on Goodreads, it counts. So like, Percy Jackson but also Magnus Chase count as the same series.

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The fact that they were importing them in the first place was fucking idiotic. You want more kids, fix the culture problem you created, not import people that hate you.

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truly wild how driving really does become like piloting a mech after a while. like it sounds so car-bro-y but the car genuinely does become like an extension of your body. your muscles are simply making the correct micro-movements to perfectly manouvre a giant piece of machinery through a constantly moving maze while your brain is busy singing karaoke. you can physically feel when a gap is too small for your car-sona to fit through, like a cat putting its whiskers into a crevice. your brain is suddenly able to do on-the-fly s=d/t calculations in a milisecond and tell you exactly how quickly you need to move to avoid an oncoming vehicle while turning across the road. why does driving unlock the unused 89% of my brain

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musk got fucked over by a h1b visa worker

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I just refuse to engage in this outrageous framing of reality. Women and men are mortal enemies, black people and white people are mortal enemies, Christians and Muslims are mortal enemies, Christians and Jews are mortal enemies, on and on

Even if such and such a group declares war against you and you are compelled to act in self-defense--and I know that the argument is that all these groups have declared war and everyone is acting in self defense--to make that existential leap into regarding your enemy as ontologically evil is wrong, I refuse to play into that, and then on top of that to pretend that you haven't and you're just innocently Asking Questions and Noticing Things is reprehensible

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How Americans get to Work

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Me as a reader with a 70k+ fic: give me one day and I'm done

Me as a writer making an 70k+ fic: half a year isn't that long.... Right?

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i feel like the knowledge that there are some medical databases with free-to-use 3D scans of various human organs available for 3D printing would have drastically reduced tumblrs amount of bone stealing scandals. plus you can make ones that glow in the dark.

look at my glow in the dark humerus boy

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This is so funny, they act like this type of highschool pairing doesn't happen anymore when it legit still happens all the time.

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This is Johanna, she's 11 but only acts like it when she wants something. She alternates between being the sweetest lap cat and the meanest little bully to ever exist.

Tell me about ur PETS (photos encouraged)

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The number of people willing to turn citations or warnings into felonies is absolutely maddening.

This country has a serious mental health crisis.

How can you be so f*cking stupid..

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I think the manosphere is a psyop to drop the birth rates

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