I am a very unhappy Squidward female, 34, GNC, current FICO score 778
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It’s officially set! I’m learning to shoot tomorrow! So excited! Looking into classes now can’t wait. I’m a little nervous about having a gun but I think that’s natural since I’ve never even held one before. I’ll be as cautious as possible while I learn
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Bruh you have to pay to edit a post on Twitter.
That site is a scam lmao
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Homie really fell off after being exposed as a fraud huh
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The communists want to take away YOUR MOLD
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Me: When did EOD become available to women in the US Army?
Internet: Would you like to know about the integration of women in combat roles from 2016 on?
Me: No, I asked you a specific question.
Reddit: Oh it's been co-ed since at least the 70's here's an article about it.
Me:
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I'm doing research for my Walker Texas Ranger AU.
I will write Walker Texas Lesbian someday.
#it won't actually be titled that tho lol#the actual rangers division is fascinating#wynonna earp#wayhaught#nicole haught#waverly earp
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City Dweller: Rent is so high! There's so much crime! Everyone is so rude! Normal person: You can just not live in a city, you know. City dweller:
#ok but you don't want institutionalized urbanites in your neighborhood#anyways I wish i could move out of the city I hate it here
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I am so disappointed in this fandom. How have we gone almost 10 years with no Walker Texas Ranger AU?
Am I gonna have to write that too?
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Me: *shells out $1400 for a hearing aid*
My credit score:

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Just spent $1400 on a hearing aid.
>:(
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Leader of a violent death cult that hates Christians says a couple of nice words about Jesus and Twitter conservatives immediately start sucking his dick.
Conservatives are fucking embarrassing.
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Landed funny on my shoulder in Jiu-Jitsu, thankfully I have full range of motion and nothing's broken, it's just sore.
#my sparring partner flipped me#and the first thing out of my mouth was#well there goes my shoulder#lmao
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almost sobbing trying not to laugh at this ai slop ad. is there no quality checking at ANY point in this process? not the ai generator? not the person okay-ing the ad? not tumblr?
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