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It would be so cool and awesome if my country wasn’t run by genocidal maniacs. Just saying.

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hamburg

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Whoever designed this garbo lock I hope your kid spills milk in your car seats

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I feel like a caged animal. I wish I could know peace again, and I know that is selfish of me. I dearly wish I had not filed down my teeth to appear gentle, for I want little more than to bite.

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Make houses affordable again goddam

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Sobbing cause he said I can’t live in his rib cage

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Get you a man who does photo shoots with your dog when you’re not home

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Stole a lunchable and god punished me with food poisoning

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Jacking his beanstalk til he sprouts before bed to make sure he goes into REM sleep and dreams of me 🥰

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Ngl those Reddit AITA thingies are better than couples therapy

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Shit just be happening sometimes huh

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My husband: *enjoying sex time like a fool*

Me, about to give him the purple nurple 3000

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Todd Howard sold his soul to the devil for BETHESDA?? Couldn’t be me

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How come all the other big tiddy gamers are getting golden retriever bfs mine is just a bratty little catboy

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If you were given one all powerful wish what would you use it for? Me personally I would want to be able to make grilled cheeses appear at will I’m hungy

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Kisses for my darling, kisses for my love

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So crazy that love is a real thing and not just made up to sell more hallmark movies