#gnashing my teeth

[redbrickdoor]

heheh hey guys... haven't seen colin in a while...heheh....where IS he.?...where's colin..??...guys where IS he...???... heheheh

[beesinmymoth]

Drew widgets for my phone

[scarletfish]

not the 'thank you, you were amazing' remix 😭 nora is WILD for this:

[cut-out-paper-stars]

may I offer you some fukufuku in these trying times

[madmutts]

me when Rayman

[small-toast]

I AM SO NORMAL

[bestworstcase]

ok.

the girls are all clustered close to ozma, standing in the rectangle of light falling through the door. pink is within about a foot of the door frame. ok?

clearly visible in this bust shot. (the camera is angled slightly down here to catch them)

there’s a cut away to salem’s reaction, then:

…where did they go?

WHERE DID THEY GO?

what happened to your daughters, ozma?

the story jinn tells is not objective fact; it is what ozpin was hiding from team rwby. one presumes that the girls did not literally vanish* and that four entire character models were not accidentally deleted from this narratively critical scene without anyone noticing somehow. no, these are ozpin’s secrets—ozma’s memories—and the girls disappear at the moment ozma lost track of them.

(*although this is a possibility i will not rule out because i am in CONSTANT AGONY)

who killed the girls? how? when? did the girls really die that night, as ozma assumes they must have? he doesn’t know. he’s never known. he wasn’t thinking about them. the instant this fight began, ozma was one hundred percent about hurting salem.

he begins the motion of drawing his staff up and back before salem moves to attack him—it’s subtle, but that is the focus of this shot:

and then it cuts to a close-up on salem’s face as she startles at his motion and reacts. during the fight itself he is in no way fighting defensively (also the girls are still nowhere to be seen):

and it’s pretty fucking heavily implied that ozma is the one who blew the castle up because he, you know, incinerates her:

like this was absolutely not a one-sided fight where ozma was desperately and futilely trying to shield the girls from salem. the man does not have a clue what happened to those girls because he was too busy trying to murder his wife to keep track of where his daughters were.

if the intention was for ozma to go down fighting to protect their girls, the girls would not fucking disappear from the scene the instant the fight began. (a fight rendered as a series of tableaux, no less—it’s not like adding one or two static poses of the girls cowering behind ozma wasn’t feasible)

but no.

symmetry.

[miracleliho]

I will not write a high-school Vanessa fic I will not write a high-school vannessa fic I will not-

*the sound of Google drive being opened*

[cult-of-the-eye]

NO CAUSE TIM AND JON WERE FRIENDS GUYS THEY WOULD'VE LAUGHED TOGETHER AND HAD FUN TOGETHER AND JON ASKED TO WORK WITH TIM AND NOW THEY JUST RESENT EACH OTHER AND CANT UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER AND OH MY GOD FRIEND BREAK UPS ARE DEVASTATING IT WASNT EVEN REALLY THEIR FAULT!!!!!!! PARANOIA AND ANGER DONT GO HAND IN HAND BECAUSE PARANOIA IS TOO BUSY THINKING EVERYONE IS AGAINST THEM TO ACTUALLY STOP TO TRY AND UNDERSTAND WHERE THE ANGER IS COMING FROM AND THE ANGER IS TOO BLIND WITH RAGE TO DO THE SAME!!!

[toosharpteeth]

“Same old energy”, Kiki Rockwell // “Family Tree”, Ethel Cain // “Venom”, Lil’ Simz.

[witch-without-gender]

Oh my god btw I need everyone to know that I’m actually insane about Ace Attorney btw like I’m unhinged I’m

I can’t have a normal conversation anymore without

[mitski-leaked]

Good Omens Analysis of the Day (Salt In The Wound- Boygenius)

this one is a bit longer than the others so please bear with me

gnashing teeth is pretty self explanatory (take this as the burning chain line too since hes gnashing teeth about ditching armegeddont and helping azi with gabriel respectively)

this one is a little contentious for me because i dont take azi slander but it kind of works if you want to be objective(?) about it

and then of COURSE the magic tricks... (not when hes doing it to play knight in shining armour but when he really needs to make it work- and also fucking stops time itself)

the ask for the secret part is a little open because i read it both as: 1. literal: not taking the magic as it is, needed every move unpacked (essentially opening crowley's heart for dissection to put it crudely) 2. potential(?) double take on asking for a secret: asking for ThisTM (the Ineffable Husband team, group of the two of them) to be kept like a secret (crowley keeps him like an oath)

Now option 1 is never explicitly supported because they dont TALK enough to pack substance into that but I feel like its pretty heavily implied and understoof that azi needs romantic intentions highlighted in neon to actually start believing that crowley's feelings run DEEP anyways. onto option 2. s1e3. s2e6. Need i say more. every shut-down, i forgive you, you go too fast for me-- all the little accumulative rejections that i am WAY too heartbroken to compile together right now.

and to close off with a banger:

Nina and Maggie coming into the bookshop hammer the nail in this particular coffin- Crowley was Already well on his way, fixing the bookshop, planning the Ritz date, chasing Muriel out (LMFAO)

He'd already felt like this was the last leg of this slow burn race when Nina and Maggie pretty much confirm that nothing could go wrong because the whole world can see they're absolutely Married.

and then the Metatron happens. (I refuse to recap but I wish the Metatron a very D!E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

and then what's on the other side?????

ok i think thats it for tonight. this was supposed to have gone up half an hour ago. its half past 3am now but i was scouring google for the images to match up with whatever the hell i was typing. i am now at peace and will attempt to take a nap

venture into the tags only if u want to witness emotional breakdown real time its late and i cant deal with much more

[laurelwen]

Pardon me. I feel that no one is devoting adequate attention to this Very Important Topic covered in Sweetbitter 2x04.

This coy little midriff flash? The demure little thumb hooking the shirt down? Are you kidding me??

[pileofsith]

I have spend about a third of the past six months sick, it's really annoying and I am so tired. First I had a month long streak of three different antibiotics for a sinus/throat/ear infection combo right around Christmas, and I now got a sinus/ear/eye infection combo right before Easter.

The eye drops and ointment I have to take multiple times a day make my vision fuzzy.