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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

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hi welcome to LA! come with me i wanna show you all the oil drilling sites that are disguised as office/government buildings ^_^

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i miss the static youd get from kissing old tvs and the buttons and the av cable ports and how some of em had built in vhs or dvd players and the volume they had and huggability

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Gatekeeping is so good and important

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much less alarmed by the 'cognitive impact' of LLM use than I am by the fact that so many people apparently believe your brain can atrophy or permanently lose function in the space of four months because you used fancy sparknotes to write a couple of essays

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People talk about "The Shape of Water" like it's just the fish fucking movie as if it wasn't about a mute woman feeling truly understood for the first time in her entire life and then yeah fucking a fish

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looks left. looks right.

gestures u in closer. Id normally save this for stream but.

Here is the meanest possible origin I have thought of for when the Dreemur household got Tenna. Pure fannon, uncut 'fun take'. Ok?

He was a wedding present.

That'd put him at about 20 years old, which isn't an unreasonable time span for a tv to still Mostly Work In, but have been a cutting edge product when he came out. Weddings are also commonly a time when people gift you big ticket items, like appliances. Especially. Say. A very close best friend who also might joke about 'coming over to your house to watch tv anyhow'. It'd match with his statements about witnesed events in the household.

And it's mean, mean, mean, mean, mean because itd mean he outlasted the marriage he was a gift for.

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Fake laughed at a customer's joke today and dropped the smile within milliseconds of them turning around. when I tell you that I felt like Patrick fucking Bateman

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hi. fuck ice. here is how you can help families affected by unlawful deportation

edit: and FUCK LAPD. here is how you can help bail out protestors who are in the trenches, facing mass arrests and putting their bodies on the line.

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Freddy "Faggot" Fazbear has passed the hell away

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I’m sitting in a climate summit rn and I really need to remind people that agricultural trafficking is a bigger issue than sex trafficking AND sexual assault happens to trafficking victims in EVERY field to the point that it’s kind of disingenuous to call it/focus on ‘sex trafficking’ the way it’s disingenuous to complain about sex work being ‘exploitative’ or the source of sex trafficking as if hotel workers, restaurant workers and so on aren’t known to be exposed to extremely high amounts of sexual harassment and assault.

anyway apparently some 70% of the children trafficked into child labor in the US are in the agricultural fields to put veggies on shelves and houseplants in home depot.

just something to think about.

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good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight!

closeups:

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i'm gonna fucking vomit i was high as hel and while trying to fucking tell my group chat that a conure parrot's head is not divisible as a square icon i typed the shittiest slime comprehendible by pond toads.

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Insane tumblr ad pull

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Not what she meant but.

I mean it couldn’t hurt