squirreljc2
squirreljc2
Pretty sure I could kill 37 snakes in a trench coa
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Jack, they/them, 22I occasionally post @squirreljc; Technically my main accountArguably the funniest of my friends https://linktr.ee/squirreljc2I like the things I like, and I will post about them
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squirreljc2 · 2 hours ago
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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time
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squirreljc2 · 2 hours ago
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say it with me again for the people in the back:
IF GIVEN A NORMAL CHILDHOOD
DEAN 👏 WINCHESTER 👏 WOULD 👏 NOT 👏 BE 👏 A 👏 JOCK 👏
THAT BOY HATES EXERCISE AND HEALTHY EATING
AND HAS CANONICALLY READ HARRY POTTER AND LORD OF THE RINGS
IF GIVEN THE CHOICE, THAT BOY IS N O T SIGNING UP FOR ANY SPORTS TEAMS
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squirreljc2 · 2 hours ago
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Anna is the female version of castiel you all talk about in the "if castiel had a female vessel dean and cas would've slept together in a matter of episodes " she is who castiel became after a few seasons, Anna originally had the plot line they gave castiel, she got killed off because of how supernatural treats it's women
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squirreljc2 · 2 hours ago
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Criminal that we didn't have a Supernatural vintage car show episode, come on now
Dean can infiltrate no problem bc he genuinely knows everything about cars and gets super into discussing fixes, gets wildly side-tracked, while Sam goes off to interrogate a bunch of car-enthusiast hot milfs
Dean is glued at the hip to Cas and Cas always stands awkwardly at the Impala, doesn't know anything about cars, so everyone just assumes Cas is the boyfriend who showed up for support? And the hot young ladies in shorts and boots befriend him bc he's apparently one of the hot girlfriends? And so he gets insight into their lives and solves the case, leading them final-girl style through the monster showdown in a garage full of heavy machinery and angry ghosts
Dean watches him emerge from the garage, shotgun in hand, shirt torn and covered in grease, and he bluescreens so hard he just runs past the flock of bombshells in shorts and tank tops (also covered in grease) to clutch Cas to check him for injuries
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squirreljc2 · 24 hours ago
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sorry for acting weird. that was me following my heart
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squirreljc2 · 24 hours ago
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fandom is a lot more fun when your goal isn’t to be “that big, popular account” within the fandom but just to have fun and talk about what brings you comfort and happiness by the way
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squirreljc2 · 1 day ago
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Don’t worry, white male low info voter from Illinois, you will not be dying in WW3. You’ll actually be dying right now when i shoot you execution style for making violence in the middle east about yourself.
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squirreljc2 · 5 days ago
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lest this be lost in the bellicose noise of the day
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squirreljc2 · 5 days ago
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they're letting just anybody order a happy meal nowadays
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squirreljc2 · 6 days ago
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sigh... remember the handprint
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squirreljc2 · 6 days ago
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i just wish i could have gotten to see dean winchester happy, like honestly truly happy without caveat or condition.
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squirreljc2 · 8 days ago
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the medicine drug..
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squirreljc2 · 8 days ago
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Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning is a fantastic watch for people who love hot women
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squirreljc2 · 9 days ago
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"Dean Winchester is straight. He said he didn't swing that way!!"
Meanwhile Dean Winchester:
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BONUS
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squirreljc2 · 9 days ago
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in case anyone was wondering my stance on things
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squirreljc2 · 9 days ago
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“God is dead” -Zendaya
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